Deadly earworm jingles, proper British dinners in tins, and milking Arthur Mullard. Now available for all, a new video takes an extensive look at the omnipresent and ludicrously oversexed TV ads of the 1970s.
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Marco Rubio says America is not at war with Venezuela. That's ok, just wait until your actions cause civil unrest, you can just march in, kill some civilians, claim the oil, and then cause more issues.
There are 3 year old kids that think about the consequences of their actions more than Trump.
Happy New Year. JK Rowling has a dick.
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
Wishing everyone a peaceful week. Except JK Rowling. May roadworks plague your day and foxes fuck at night.
Wes Streeting is evil. A gay man elected under the banner of a centre left party, now forming policies formed by far right terfs and supported by "politicians" paid for by Russia, can only be described as evil or as I like to say, he's a fucking disgrace.
I hate people who hark back to the GOOD OLD DAYS, but I think I've begun my boomer years after seeing this.
Plus the world is pretty shit these days, medical advances aside.
Make 'Dirty Donald' a thing.
So Nicki Minaj has entirely fallen the Trump, conspiracy, MAGA, TERF rabbit hole.
To be fair her music was mostly poor occasionally moderate.
Defining my sense of humour using the shipping forecast.
Moderate or good, occasionally poor.
Trump acts like a literal Nazi (the white South African fake news he's been peddling, it's the action of a white supremacist). Mounting evidence that he was or is a literal paedophile. There's visible evidence he's extremely unwell.
Yet he remains the President of the USA. Makes me deeply nauseous.
Why the fuck is BRITISH media pandering to Donald fucking Trump over the editing of a world infamous speech? Surely the broadcast changed ZERO minds?
Dear Zohran Mamdani. Spit your socialism in my mouth. Don't hold back. Thanks Badge Mishop.
He's won!
Zohran Mamdani has won! He is the new mayor of New York.
I will be on ready on all fours and ready for anything if Mamdani ever wants to call round. My hole hasn't twitched this much since Barack Obama first came to prominence.
Still over two days to wait for the Celebrity Traitors final.
Can't wait for the gammons, Reformers, racists and other assorted bigots to celebrate this actual hero, who put his life in danger to save others. Thank you Samir Zitouni from coming to our country and being incredibly brave. Hope you recover quickly.
I'm sure they're lovely people, but Madness really is just music for wankers.
Home on a Saturday night. I've just discovered Conservapedia and now I'm stuck in a rage loop.
The Arsehole Formally Known As Prince
Sorry I mean Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
Prince Andrew has always been a dick years before all the sex allegations came up. Entitled prick with no humanity.
Give him a sleeping bag, drop him off in the wilderness and then hunt the cunt down.
The "centre left" coalition (I begrudgingly include Labour) is polling higher than the right. Yet we'd get a far right government. The Greens are the ones we need to coalesce around as they have the advantage right now. Seeing the Dutch centre potentially taking from the far right is also hope.
ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through'
Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
Cheaper and easier to get someone to smother you with a pillow.
I know King Charles and the Pope praying together is a genuinely historical event. But let's face it Claudia and Tess quitting Strictly in an Instagram post really will be the reason historians look back at this day and wonder how it felt to live through it.
Hannah Waddingham is the only serious choice.
