I'm not asking for taste or quality. I'm asking for a free schooner and a smile on the face of every pub going person

With petrol so expensive Albo should make beer free. Eternal government is within your grasp. Make it free!

Walk me through this one

It feels like with Finau joining Chevy is on the outer anyway. If Weekes goes down Kris moves to FB and you reshuffle the backline with Finau.

He wasn't treading well at all!

Look at Meryl Morton over here!

There he is

Imagine if you went to put the bins out and isis were there. You'd be like "scram isis! Go on get!!!"

Just when you thought the genre had nothing else to give along came *reaches for the DVD* Big Wet Asses 18

I want an English teacher who definitely read Romeo and Juliet and then wrote a wildly popular song about how they ended up together happy

I owned two turtles for 16 years and both died within 6 months of each other. No idea why. Give us a clue you terrapin fucks

It was my fault really. For getting the answer wrong and guessing at it

Small pets love to die for no reason

The French will do that

Had a chance to win $500 at trivia once. The question was about an Italian composer. I said Puccini. Answer was Vivaldi. Fuck Puccini!

I remember not finishing it. Being very disturbed by a guy being melted in acid. Haven't seen it properly to this day. Probably should revisit

My dad hired RoboCop from VideoEzy for me to watch when I was around 8 or 9 because he hadn't seen it and thought that a cop who was a robot would be something I'd enjoy. The R rating didn't stop him

You should be able to scan your Woolworths Everyday Reward card at the pub

Half the questions were about horse racing. Average age was 60+

I used to live near a pub that did sports trivia on Fridays. It was just 20 blokes in the TAB area. No paper and pen. No rounds. No winner. Just a dude asking questions and the first to put their hand up got to answer.

"Alright, Glen was first. Go ahead Glen. Sorry that's incorrect. Ron was next"

Do they still have a rugby channel?

House would say "hawk tuah". He'd teach someone how to dougie. He would be planking

House would also say skibidi toilet at some point in and everyone would turn to the young intern who'd say "hey don't look at me!"

I never left. Or rather I'm here now as well

Christ

Glad that there's a joint other than twitter now but every post I scroll past here is like "anyone else keep buying books when they have a pile of unread books? So good to be posting somewhere that the Orange dictator isn't! Anyway, here's the worst constructed joke you've ever seen"

Mark Latham PM's XI in Canberra wrapped

Relatives love to be secretly untoward

Ol' Dave doesn't make the cut

Someone should write a book about the history, politics and etiquette of the office morning tea. We know the name of the first man on the moon but not the first person to bring sausage rolls to a morning tea and that's just wrong