Hi Mike. I’m rubbish At social media. I’m too old school. myspace and friendsreunited is about the limit for me. 🤣. x

It’s not. I’m up near Belvoir at the moment x

Legs said no, ego said yes. Country lanes never stood a chance. 🏃‍♂️✨

You’re welcome. Hope you did lots of great things and were thoroughly spoilt x

Bug spray is for amateurs. 😎Asian hornet: 0. Towel-fu: 1. 🥋🐝💥 direct hit on my first flick. Good to know I still have childhood tea towel flicking skills enabled 😝

Happy birthday! Have a fantabulous day!

Dressed like this to argue with strangers on the internet 😝

It’s great isn’t it. Ah my vacuuming injury. Well, it’s a long road to recovery. Whilst Atrixo don’t want me as a hand model any more, I am sure something else will turn up over time 😝 xx. How are you doing? X

That’s pants. Everyone needs a good Greek restaurant in their lives to frequent.

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I see the “free speech” Reform brigade have decided that free speech isn’t something they want after all….. 🤪🤡😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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Well, just Weymouth today 😂. Even Punch and Judy packed up and went home 😝

Crying is basically Therapy, except without the invoice. I do it whenever I can! Hope it helps 💙. Sending you a virtual care package which includes a playlist of songs you’ll never admit that you love x

Today’s proof that you don’t need sunshine to enjoy the seaside — just lower expectations. 😎

Dog Show Sausage: because punctuation is overrated 😆

Always judging. Never forgiving. 👁🐾

It’s my pinky promise finger too 🙈

Devastated to announce that my finger modelling days may be over. Sliced on a radiator whilst vacuuming. It’s more annoying as I had things I wanted to do today.

That’s my favourite quote of the day 😆

On the plus side, your vice comes with chips and a dip. Which ironically is my vice. Now I’m hungry 🙈

You’re bored, I’ve started talking to the kettle 🤣 x

Can someone enlighten me. I follow everyone that follows me, but there’s still a difference between followers annd following of around 30????

Love it! The undefended slice of cake wouldn’t have stood a chance 😆

The crows are moving in.

Definitely. Making you smile is on the top of my List x

A professional chip thief and part time beach menace.

I do other things as well as my van… erm.

Morning x

Thank you x I’m really enjoying doing it.

Thanks. I’m having lots of fun doing it. I saw one of my earlier pictures where I was insulating and putting the floor down and realise how far it’s come. You don’t tend to see the progress when you’re inching forward.

The force is strong!