If I make ~$200 off the prerelease/release of Heliruna, I'm using it to buy a laptop. I haven't had a laptop in YEARS and writing outside on nice days would be SO much better than being cooped up at my desk. 🤞
Good. I hope it torments him for the rest of his life. Unless he starts actively working to undo the evil things he did.
Fox and kits on a hill
Fox and kits on a hill
Fox and kits on a hill
Fox on a hill
This is not a drill! Adorable fox kits have been spotted today! 👀
Look how cute they are! 🥰🦊
Despite having a bad day yesterday I managed to get like 4,000 words done towards The Woods second edition so I'm pretty happy about that.
Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad tripped over a rock. He bumped into a tree. He fell in a hole.
Apparently Germany owns t-mobile. Didn't realize I had beef with Germany but let's go.
I took a 10mg gummy and a two hour nap and I'm less cranky but I still have choice words for Jeff Bezos and whoever owns t-mobile.
I've had a really freaking bad day and I'm going to bed. At 3 pm.
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An amazon.com listing for Heliruna: A Horror Novel by Hazel E. Baumgartner, denoting that the book is scheduled for release on September 18th, 2026.
With all the runaround that Kindle is giving me with The Woods right now, at least there's this...
I have opinions on how to go about denazifying America that are contrary to the Bluesky terms of service.
PBS documentaries are great for background noise too.
For me anyways life began at like 27 so do with that information what you will.
Honestly most of the time I'm watching CallMeKevin's minecraft videos or old Mythbusters reruns in the background while I work.
To quote Rage Against The Machine, they don't got to burn the books. They just remove 'em.
For someone who mentions book bans in your screen name, you're acting awfully oblivious to the direct connection between anti-intellectualism, book bans, book burnings, and fascism.
This is my phone background now
I have like three projects to work on today and I got almost zero sleep last night. The most Monday Monday I've had in a while.
Anyways happy 4/20 to those who celebrate.
The first thing nazis do is burn books. Can't have pesky woke science getting in the way of progress.
Nonbinary lesbians are valid tho.
Not currently. 🙃
Turns out, spiders have teeth too.
It has been a problem in the past, yes.
Biggest thing is it was previously published with a joint account and I'm trying to move it to my solo account now, and I STILL haven't been able to speak to an actual human at KDP about this whole thing.
Nope, I'm unfortunately in the Greatest Country On Earth™️.
Welp. Second edition coming soon I guess.
Just gone. I've been directing people to a nonexistent ebook for who knows how long. Plus the pricing on the paperback and hardcovers are messed up.
TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear
🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman
📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon
They're saying I'm gonna need a new ISBN so if I'm buying a new ISBN anyways I might as well use it for the second edition
Took down my ebook and are being a PITA to get it back up
Amazon is sort of forcing my hand here so I guess The Woods 2nd Edition is coming out sooner than I might have anticipated (but not as soon as the canceled 1.5th Edition that was gonna come out in March lol)
