I love everyone responding to this with jokes and not acknowledging that this is a thing one of the programmers at Bluesky did

A while ago my parents' smart TV added a "generate an AI screensaver" button and every time I visit I add some kind of strange horse to the rotation

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Pavlov's puppygirl hears the sound of a bell and.... well.... I mustn't say

On the one hand, this ruin several people’s lives. On the other hand, most of them will probably deserve it.

Graph from the game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Ivy traded really well, overshooting the amount needed for a gold medal in the game, but on the final day, fumbled the bag HARD. she went from 844k out of the 500k goal to almost 5k...

puppy, handler fucked up.

handler really fucked up.

she fucked up BAD

shes going to sell puppy to the space warlords

I always get frustrated with media when it sets out that said media is gonna be about solving this big mystery and then really drags it's heels on making any progress with it, I think a lot of animated shows are just doing it cause "that's what adventure time did"

(trying to explain to the in game npc that i have to get up and piss in real life) i need to ascend to the higher plane from whence i came in order to cast a "water spell" of sorts that if i don't cast my kidneys explode

npc: whats a kidney

me: it is a variety of bodily component

so... sorry, just one quick follow-up...

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the American century of humiliation is in full swing

#egi_ooc barriers

Today marked a new first: the first time I ever literally fell asleep while playing a video game. Won't say what it was, for now, but it won't be getting high marks, I tell ye that

she's deleted posts from last year callin' Disney cowardly for pullin' the trans ep of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, I'm worried she's diggin' her heels in on this

Proletarian AI artists: Look! I made Mickey Mouse do crack!
Fandomites: Ew, AI is like sooo unethical, I once saw a meme about a NYT article saying it kills whales.
Fandomites: I'm so excited for Gusano-man 3, Lord-Miller what can you say about it?
Worm Abomination: WE LOVE ABUSING WORKERS!!!!!!!!!

> the shooter is trans
> ok the bullets were trans
> ok the roommate is trans