One of my coworkers only knew Cyndi Lauper as “that lady from the eczema commercial,” and I need some time to process this information.

That is the youngest douchebag I’ve ever seen

I am looking for my next non-fiction book to read. I stopped watching the news and listening to current event podcasts on November 6 and now I am a reader!

I mouthed off at a customer recently, who was belittling a coworker. My manager spoke to me about it, and it has been noted in my HR file, like, on my “permanent record.”

Was it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely.

To the people who rush to get in front of me on the escalator and then just stand there: why?

My dog is as over today as I am.

I did that the first time, but not this time. I give myself permission to tune out now.

If this app becomes full of Musk, I’m done.

I feel like I need to move away from Threads. Is it nicer over here?

Make your Valentine’s Day reservations now, people.

MSNBC Reportedly Tells Two More Anchors To Take Pay Cuts Amid Ratings Tank The left-leaning cable channel has been listing badly in the ratings since the election.

www.huffpost.com/entry/joy-re... Maybe it’s because so many of us stopped watching the news after November 5th.

It says hello.

These republicans are so unserious

Me after 45 days of rain in NYC: We really need some rain.
Me on the first day it rains: Ewww.

Will George Santos be able to accept a cabinet position from prison?

I was just getting used to Threads.

I am here as well as Threads. Not sure which one I will be on most.

I have an article published in Food & Wine this month and I’m super excited about it.

My dog is cowering behind our toilet. I hope you’re enjoying your stupid fireworks.

My dog is already worried about the fireworks. Do those Thunder Jacket things really work? Should I get him some kind of sedative?

Me over here trying to figure out how to get more followers.

I have only been on this app for about a week. I want to learn more. Who should I follow? Who is fun?

This is me and my dog Parker.

Cheers!

Thank you! A whole new terrain.

This isn’t Twitter, so this isn’t a Tweet. What is it called?

I finally got an invitation to join this app, and now, I realize I don’t know anyone on it. Anyway, hello out there!