Hiii 😊

Hii!!!😆🎗🌼🏵😃🧡

Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people. Fuck You [Sounds Good.]

i had a funny idea. u know in films when cops say something kinda clever and shoot a guy. there should be one where he says something n shoots himself in the head. his partners like "whatare ya doin!" n he replies "takimg an extended sabbatical" and then he fucking kills himself

We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh

They say Simpsons fans will soon be able to call homer on the phone

R. Crumb

My father is reviewbrah and my life is enriched due to it

Getting on the new "Shiddy Sodas" trend by cracking a can of my new thick, stinky drink, "The Nasty Howler"

Congratulations!!!!!

Then they came for me ect....

If pattern recognition serves me correctly then I know i will die pathetically and in a ditch

I dont care let the poison seep within let it fill my blood

He needs to be cooked in a stew

I underestimated my foe! Oh cruel world I lament my folly! Eeeehh!!

I have the blueprints of your compound, hire as many guards as you need it matters not, your heart will rest in my hand by dawn

Goldfish Terry in 1998 you took my mother my father the love i devoted my life to and my children I have hunted you and now you are found, retribution is at hand

My pee has a harsh chemical smell like a drug

I dont give a shit about those little bastards

Life is lowkey good as fuck right now and no diseases!

The Alfredic Neumanica

Im tinking about advancing my mind body and soul in ways unforseen on this planet in ages