Everyone knows the Simpsons are on fox.

I also joined back then, felt really special, posted fuck-all and forgot the site existed. Hi!

Never heard of it.

Does Tegan have an Aussie accent?

Ah shit, wait, I've fucked it up.

I'm ready to kick things off here on Bluesky. My FIRST POST EVER is imminent. It's been honed and polished, and it will knock your socks off. In fact, it's the very next post I'm going to make. Brace yourself.

My FIRST POST ON BLUESKY will be legendary. You'll all be like, whoa, where did this guy come from? Out of nowhere with an opening salvo of such quality? So stay tuned.

I'm preparing to make my FIRST EVER POST on Bluesky soon, so get ready for it.