I can’t believe I’m the only single person in my friend group. All baddies have fallen.

Okay I was bored

That one gay guy at the beach a couple years ago😭😭:

S…

When one direction broke up:

B…

My computer after I spill water on it:

N…

The doors that open to me:

Rihanna singing:
Ramp papa pam ramp papa pam, m…

My dignity

Me locking my grindr albums immediately after they saw them to give the illusion that I’m hard to get

Tim Cook’s announcement today

how fast good times disappear:

me helping out on the side after I came first during threesome

Fourteening. Not 13 because that number is bad.

Also they can’t fix shit that they have been complaining about lol. They are like. “Gen Z don’t know ABC”. Like ??? Go teach them then🤣

Hahaha speaking from experience?😹😹

But they are 9 there lmaoo

Imagine someone being born in Netherlands and everyone has big schlong except yours.

Thankfully, I wasn’t born there so I can be average 7 and still feel respected.

Wassup

As the oldest Gen Z, this was my first phone and the dinosaur millennials be like omg “Gen Z can’t read analog clock”. That’s Gen Alpha..

I’m tired of being the funniest and most energetic person of any friend group I join. They suck the energy out of me😭😭😭 no one gives me energy. I hate it here😭😭

One day…

He pissed me off again😭😭

It’s crazy that I will never be able to have a boyfriend again just because I’m not living in a big city.

It’s crazy how some people are so lucky from birth that good things just naturally happen to them.

It WAS a good time *yearns*

This picture gives me extremely positive chills but also partial sadness since it’s in the past now

do y'all think the hung one would have posted that post on here? 😭

reenacting hot gays who complaining how they can't find a long term relationship:

- Guy A: But my heart is big, my lover! PLEASE STAY.
- hot guy™: I can't ride a heart. bye

Situationship started to look worse and worse, hairier and hairier over the years😭😭😭 I fear I am no longer attracted.

They be lying at this point. None of the things they say ends up being correct. It’s all cope I fear.

He was kinda hot ngl