At my job I know one manager in particular who feels this way because his manager told him to stop naysaying and speaking over women in meetings. He probably doesn’t even know he’s doing it, it’s like their presence doesn’t even register to him.

He's so confidently wrong so often that I'm starting to think he is an AI himself

You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd

It's amazing how many people can't understand that subsidizing the lifestyles of billionaires is an economic drag, actually. The US can't invest in infrastructure because we can't just buy a bridge or a railway, we have to buy a bridge or a railway plus some asshole's yacht.

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are “proud” of something you bought, something you were born into, or something you naturally just are by default, that isn’t pride, it’s that identity politics you pretend to hate so much

Instead of forcing everyone to the bargaining table on American terms, these policies are just making people shrug and turn to alternatives that are, actually, more readily available than anyone had realized.

While Trump is throwing tantrums and trying to dictate economic terms like it's 1985, the rest of the world brace themselves for impact only to discover that all the bluster and threats amount to a mild breeze at worst.

The Tariff Saga is hilariously exposing the fact that the USA actually isn't as central to the world economy as everyone thought it was.

Can't wait for this show

What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron

When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency

so the plan to save tesla's stock price is to have an even more unpopular person endorse the brand to his rabid base of people who can't afford a tesla anyway? this must be that 5D chess they keep talking about.

Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?

I’m making a new line of greeting cards

Someone should tell the Democrats that it's actually okay to rock the boat if it's actively sinking

Wow very effective

I did a lot of LDS back in the 60s, so I know most things

Life hack: lower your calorie intake by adding grape jam to your hot dogs

While you’re being obediently outraged that an imperialist war might end with an outcome you didn’t want, another country is proceeding with its plan to annihilate an entire ethnic group with your implicit support because the corporate media hasn’t told you to be outraged about that one.

Ah, my country

I swear to god, can we stop SLAMMING and EPICALLY OWNING the fascists on the Internet and start actually resisting them

"omg america supports a dictator in russia" wow you're going to be surprised when you hear about Chile, Venezuela, Paraguay, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Turkey, Egypt, Iran, the Philippines, Spain, Guatemala, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Nicaragua, Indonesia, El Salvador, or Congo

tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all

so... we are to believe that a few people standing around in a sympathetic neighborhood, holding signs and singing kumbaya for a photo op or whatever is... a protest?

Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.

What's your objection to Substack? It's where I keep my blog or whatever it's called in the 2020s, and the group of people I've cultivated there is relatively okay. I assume it's chock full of horseshit and rightoid garbage too but my algorithm doesn't overlap much.

Just saying there's a lot of indignant liberals who think Russia is evil but Wasreal is holy

It sucks what’s happening in Ukraine and all but if you’re more upset by Russia’s land grab (and our passive acceptance of it) than by the unnamed Zionist apartheid ethnostate’s outright genocide (and our active involvement in it), I don’t need to hear your opinion about anything.

It is an amazing show tbh

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