hoping to enjoy clementines, i have instead been delivered some little shits with peels that cling to their innards like the devil to sinners and also said innards house about thirty seeds per fruit
if i wanted this i would’ve bought oranges !!
Posts by loach 🔞 jesterking
this is so hauntingly violently beautiful 🖤♥️
Yue Qingyuan and Shen Jiu kneeling facing other. Shen Jiu holds Yue Qingyuan’s face and is noving in to kiss him. There is blood on his arms and legs where Luo Bingge tore them off. Behind them is a large arrow that goes behind their heads
I Keep Having This Dream Where We Die Together
I Keep Having This Nightmare Where We Didn’t
#svsss
yikes!!!
saw a yuri on ice zine with apps open but their info doc seems a bit anti🌚
anyway, totally unrelated, what controversial minor/adult ships are there in yuri on ice and is the major one otayuri
i was into them before i found out about proship et al so i genuinely have no idea
long live evil!! i highly recommend but i do wish i never read the acknowledgments
a man formed by the whims of a boybratprince was given the name “top” just as easily as he was granted life—because at first there was only a desktop computer.
now they fuck a lot and it’s electric and weird 🔌
declaring everyone writing fantasy today owes tolkien & grrmartin ?
hahahaha ,
Inspiration comes from all over the world, and while I couldn’t write a traditional isekai I was influenced by the subgenre and am grateful: a favourite is Mo Xiang Tong Xiu’s The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation. I hope many more get translated so I may read them.
Everyone writing fantasy today owes a debt to Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings and George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire. excerpt from “long live evil” acknowledgments
just finished reading a truly incredible western published transmigration novel (truly so fucking good and so excited for the sequel out this may), then read the acknowledgments and realized the author is very good at writing and also? very white
labeling mdzs isekai is kinda iffy already but
at this rate one day they won't even have mouths
i think sometimes the problem is people act like tops don't have buttholes
#nsfw #bingyuan luo binghe works at a sex bar where the cocktails are stirred with cocks and he's somehow the most popular bartender there even though there's barely a sip left in the glass after his magnum dong's done swirling around in there
shen yuan buys twelve drinks a night and leaves sober
It’s immensely depressing how little interaction my shit gets on here but I’m trying to spin it as a good thing like . what’s the point of aiming for perfection when fully rendered art and crappy sketches get the same amount of attention (which is none)
just post whatever! no one’s looking !
they’re both having a great time 👍🏼
#scumplane #svsss #shangqinghua #shenyuan #loachart
digital pencil sketch of two men holding each other tightly. one has long hair and one does not. the former is wearing a tank top and the latter a fur trimmed vest. together, they’re looking off to the left
me successfully finishing a fic and posting it on ao3:
mango!!!!! i always do !!
roommates to lovers is such a good au and i need more of it immediately my god. my god!!!!! i don’t even care about specific pairings, i want more so bad im about to just search up the tag on ao3 and go wading through the wild wild west
me too!! would love to write it too actually but alas the agonies
im already very fond!!
phaidei fic named beagle stew 🫶🏼
this is how i learned of fig stews existence !! very exciting
im so excited to read this!! keep going to my inbox to stare at the notification email 🧿🧿
There’s Neil. Neil, who fucks like he fights, who goes and goes and goes. Everywhere and nowhere, over the mountains and the hills. Takes his time, makes it sweet agony. He draws it out, spins time like sugar. A deft hand, is Neil. Stiller than still, a burst of motion. Neil, sure and true. Neil, between his legs. Neil, atop his thighs. Neil, looking up at him, mouth so full. He doesn’t have to say it. Why would he, when they both know? He does though, just once— The Foxes are a professional esports team. Their newest player sends himself to their door. Once inside, he secures the contract he was aiming for, and much more. There's the game, the gaming, and then there's him.
wrote an andreil idv esports au fic for @fortheloveofexy.bsky.social as part of @aftgmixtape.bsky.social 2026
“老子才是老大”
📱M | 6,672 words
📱strangers to teammates to lovers, fic within fic, winning lots
📱 archiveofourown.org/works/80704211
#idv #aftg #andreil #loachfic #andrewminyard #neiljosten
Summary: You feel light. In the dark, you are light. As you stretch around it, as you part to make way, you think of him. His hair. It smells so much nicer than yours. His skin. It’s so much smoother than yours. Silk and cream. You are sallow and wan. You do not like him. You want him—his—you want his everything. His hair products, his fluffy towel, his height, his bulk, the look in his eyes. You want him, you want him, you want him. You want him! Fuck, it’s so unfair. For so long, Shang Qinghua has struggled to get by in difficult circumstances. Living is hard, harder still living in such a shithole. When he meets a beautiful person in the communal showers, he struggles to reconcile his feelings for him in an interesting and peculiar way.
“Shang Qinghua shits in the dark”
🪲E | 4912 words
🪲modern au, college/post college, showering together, feelings realization, angst/comfort, food as a metaphor for love & other things
🪲 archiveofourown.org/works/81039851
#moshang #mxtx #svsss #mobeijun #shangqinghua #xiangfei #sqh #mbj #loachfic
i try not to rpf but . first you name a group “zero base one” and then their successors “alpha drive one”????? 🧿🧿 omegaverse younger top mpreg mating press cockwarming knotting belly bulge cervix penetration biting and biting and biting #nsfw
this is one of my favorite depictions of shang qinghua ever!!!!! he looks so. swamp creature. something tricky and slight and triumphant. water bug, bilge rat, spiderling 🖤
i wish there were more fandom mixtape exchanges.... i want to subject someone to writing a fic about a song i choose more than once a year !!!