DAMN, SON!
Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

A nice shout out to @gonebabygone.bsky.social in this ep, also

Finished DTF STL. Gonzo shit. Shows usually don’t end *quite* that dark. Not sure I would rewatch it for $2000. Not sure it’s good. It was worth my time.

Serves Ronald Reagan right to die before the advent of the Starburst jellybean

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

Treating the destruction of a statue of Jesus as more of a moral line than the deaths of hundreds of thousands of real people who look like Him is pretty straightforward idolatry IMO

It’s hard to convey how much I respect that

Every message he sends?

*clothesline

Not wrestling is one of Roman’s signature moves

Roman Reigns only has three moves: Superman Punch, Spear, and not doing anything after the bell rings for about a minute #wrestlesky

Yep

Watching it live is awful, I like to wait about 90 minutes and then start it

Fuck

Where was Montez Ford? Imagine knocking up BIANCA BELAIR and she makes the announcement to the world with John Fucking Cena

The entirety of Ghostface’s verse on “The Projects” from Forever Part 2 is so insanely filthy I’d be embarrassed to type them here

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

I have a cousin that was a big Andrew Yang guy

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

Also Adebisi is in it this year

“Euphoria” is really stupid and kind of bad. It also wastes an incredible Zendaya performance. But it’s not like I’m not going to watch it.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

"The pope is weak on crime" is something Jack Donaghy would say as part of an elaborate ruse to convince his mother he was converting to Islam

it's so funny that the united states government is schisming despite not actually being part of the church

It’s pretty dang graphic, man.

It would be pretty easy is all I’m saying

I mean, at its most narrow, it’s still 24 miles wide

trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one