Currently forcing my molecules to vibrate so fast I slide into an alternate dimension to get away from this absolute dogshit timeline. Hoping this insane nosebleed is from the inter dimensional shift and not my insane cortisol levels…
Posts by Ralph Andracchio
New GOP logo just dropped.
A graphic poster for Audible: An Improvised Sports Documentary
I’m directing these 9 amazing actors as they craft a totally improvised sports documentary from thin air over 60 minutes in the 3 Mad Rituals format.
If you’re in Philly, come check this show out!
#comedy #improv #philly
www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows
Laying in bed casually googling local fallout shelters near me. You know, as one does nowadays…
Spoiler alert… there are none
Last 14 months of Biden's term:
+1.74m jobs
First 14 months of Trump's term:
150,000 jobs
(total! for the whole 14 months!)
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
This flyer shows a dirty soccer ball with a smiley face sticker sitting on the grass in the middle of a sports stadium. The text around the ball says “Audible! An Improvised Sports Documentary”
Are you a sports fan? How about documentaries? Comedy? Improv?
If this Venn Diagram overlaps at all for you then check out…
AUDIBLE! An Improvised Sports Doc
I’m directing 9 amazing actors as they improvise an hour long sports doc. Ticket link 👇
www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows
Dear American Press.
Underage girls are children.
Minors are children.
Sex with children is:
Rape
Sex Assault
Pedophilia.
Hope these new words are helpful in your next non-article about the Epstein Files.
Don't be fooled by this bill's name-- this is a book banning bill that will exclude LGBTQ books from all public schools NATIONWIDE.
Call your congresspeople and tell them to VOTE NO on this nakedly bigoted book banning bullshit.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
"250 years is a long time for a country..." and for a speech. #sotu
I hope he announces the winner of Best Original Screenplay soon #sotu
"We're keeping our hemisphere safe by bombing all the fisherman. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.... I dunno why. Poor fish." #sotu
He really does revel in talking in gross detail about injuries and dead people and how they died and their bodies. He tells on himself constantly. #sotu
Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"
SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.
Voter fraud is almost non-existent in the US. #sotu
www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
I... didn't realize that... DHS... is responsible for...shoveled my snow? #sotu
Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today:
—Democrats won HD94 by 63 points.
(Harris won it by 30 in 2024.)
—Democrats won HD42 by 35 points.
(Harris won it by 17 in 2024.)
[The 2024 numbers are via the essential @the-downballot.com].
There's been no change in drug prices, and Trumprx is actually just GoodRX with a different MySpace theme #sotu
www.factcheck.org/2026/02/trum...
He keeps saying people from mental institutions are pouring into the country because his disease-addled brain thinks asylum seekers are mental patients. #sotu
We took a vote about who was the best player on the team. It was rigged. I should have won. I'm sending the FBI into Georgia as we speak to find the missing votes. Everyone says I'm the best goalie. Pucks. Lots of pucks. #sotu
Men's hockey squandering all the Heated Rivalry capital they received this year #sotu
Even the mic is tired of his fuckery #sotu
Watching Vance and Johnson’s faces to see the exact moment the PDF shits himself #sotu
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Feb 23
Kansas set to invalidate 1.7k driver’s licenses & birth certificates making it among worst states in the union for trans ppl under new law passed over Dem gov's veto.
A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault.
LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ “hat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in “bad faith”
In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted
DOJ keeps lying and losing:
Fun fact:
The name “Valentine” comes from the word “valiant”, meaning brave, and “tine”, meaning a prong of a fork.
So be a brave fork and send someone a valentine today ❤️
Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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I unknowingly trained my Insta feed to just show me videos of horribly racist white people saying racist shit and then immediately getting their asses beat and honestly it’s making me sleep so much better.