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Posts by Ralph Andracchio

Currently forcing my molecules to vibrate so fast I slide into an alternate dimension to get away from this absolute dogshit timeline. Hoping this insane nosebleed is from the inter dimensional shift and not my insane cortisol levels…

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New GOP logo just dropped.

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A graphic poster for Audible: An Improvised Sports Documentary

A graphic poster for Audible: An Improvised Sports Documentary

I’m directing these 9 amazing actors as they craft a totally improvised sports documentary from thin air over 60 minutes in the 3 Mad Rituals format.

If you’re in Philly, come check this show out!

#comedy #improv #philly

www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

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Laying in bed casually googling local fallout shelters near me. You know, as one does nowadays…

Spoiler alert… there are none

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Last 14 months of Biden's term:

+1.74m jobs

First 14 months of Trump's term:

150,000 jobs

(total! for the whole 14 months!)

www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

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This flyer shows a dirty soccer ball with a smiley face sticker sitting on the grass in the middle of a sports stadium. The text around the ball says “Audible! An Improvised Sports Documentary”

This flyer shows a dirty soccer ball with a smiley face sticker sitting on the grass in the middle of a sports stadium. The text around the ball says “Audible! An Improvised Sports Documentary”

Are you a sports fan? How about documentaries? Comedy? Improv?

If this Venn Diagram overlaps at all for you then check out…

AUDIBLE! An Improvised Sports Doc

I’m directing 9 amazing actors as they improvise an hour long sports doc. Ticket link 👇

www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

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Dear American Press.

Underage girls are children.
Minors are children.

Sex with children is:

Rape
Sex Assault
Pedophilia.

Hope these new words are helpful in your next non-article about the Epstein Files.

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Don't be fooled by this bill's name-- this is a book banning bill that will exclude LGBTQ books from all public schools NATIONWIDE.

Call your congresspeople and tell them to VOTE NO on this nakedly bigoted book banning bullshit.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

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"250 years is a long time for a country..." and for a speech. #sotu

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I hope he announces the winner of Best Original Screenplay soon #sotu

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"We're keeping our hemisphere safe by bombing all the fisherman. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.... I dunno why. Poor fish." #sotu

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He really does revel in talking in gross detail about injuries and dead people and how they died and their bodies. He tells on himself constantly. #sotu

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Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

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SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

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The Myth of Voter Fraud Extensive research reveals that fraud is very rare. Yet repeated, false allegations of fraud can make it harder for millions of eligible Americans to participate in elections.

Voter fraud is almost non-existent in the US. #sotu

www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...

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I... didn't realize that... DHS... is responsible for...shoveled my snow? #sotu

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Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today:

—Democrats won HD94 by 63 points.
(Harris won it by 30 in 2024.)

—Democrats won HD42 by 35 points.
(Harris won it by 17 in 2024.)

[The 2024 numbers are via the essential @the-downballot.com].

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Trump Misleads on Drug Pricing Deals - FactCheck.org President Donald Trump has said that Americans are now paying or will pay "the lowest price anywhere in the world for drugs," thanks to the administration’s negotiations with pharmaceutical companies....

There's been no change in drug prices, and Trumprx is actually just GoodRX with a different MySpace theme #sotu

www.factcheck.org/2026/02/trum...

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He keeps saying people from mental institutions are pouring into the country because his disease-addled brain thinks asylum seekers are mental patients. #sotu

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We took a vote about who was the best player on the team. It was rigged. I should have won. I'm sending the FBI into Georgia as we speak to find the missing votes. Everyone says I'm the best goalie. Pucks. Lots of pucks. #sotu

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Men's hockey squandering all the Heated Rivalry capital they received this year #sotu

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Even the mic is tired of his fuckery #sotu

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Watching Vance and Johnson’s faces to see the exact moment the PDF shits himself #sotu

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New law puts Kansas at vanguard of denying trans identities on drivers licenses, birth certificates Kansas is set to invalidate about 1,700 driver's licenses held by transgender residents and roughly as many of their birth certificates.

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Kansas set to invalidate 1.7k driver’s licenses & birth certificates making it among worst states in the union for trans ppl under new law passed over Dem gov's veto.

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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault.

LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ “hat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in “bad faith”

In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted

DOJ keeps lying and losing:

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Fun fact:

The name “Valentine” comes from the word “valiant”, meaning brave, and “tine”, meaning a prong of a fork.

So be a brave fork and send someone a valentine today ❤️

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Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

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Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.

Then covered it up again when caught.

Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.

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I unknowingly trained my Insta feed to just show me videos of horribly racist white people saying racist shit and then immediately getting their asses beat and honestly it’s making me sleep so much better.

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