Trump can't send a "unified message" two days in a row. Sometimes hours not days.

Two very different facial expressions that both say "what are you, a fuckin idiot?"

No shit

Grok: use less words

Elon Musk is more of a douche nozzle

The Art of the Plea Deal

"Very very" = "Not at all"

"... Just wait until I heal your land. It will be like the world has never seen before. Unlike Iran where the Strait is completely open by the way."

Work and lots of Adderall....

"I won't say his name but it rhymes with Tusk"

Butch Patrick as Eddie Munster

Is he thinking of Butch Patrick?

Repeating the same phrase twice is a common tell that the phrase is a lie

Have JD Vance endorse the Republican candidates?

Does he know JD can't be fired?

The weirdest fucking people on the planet

I mean, who hasn't gone on a family road trip and chopped off the penis of a small mammal?

Given JD's trace record, in a matter of hours, we can expect the Vatican to double-down on their involvement in US politics.

It seemed like a marathon because Trump told JD that he wasn't allowed to pee until they had a deal.

Oh I get it ... this is like saying "You can't fire me. I quit!"

I think the administration had a plan for the first 6 months or so, which they executed on, but it has been chaos ever since.

That is still more time spent negotiating than there was time spent planning the war.

If you turn the sound up, you can here it sloshing around.

At least he can't do any more damage while he's preoccupied watching the fights.

Extra remarkable since NYT makes a living sucking Trump's ass and sanewashing his nonsense.

Vance is being thrown into this because Trump has lost his fucking mind. End of story.

Translation: Netanyahu ain't doing shit to stop the war

Is the new regime in the room with us right now?

Trump is playing 1D chess with himself.

Maybe they could wheel him somewhere without an internet connection for a while?

Some mean person teleported their shit into my pants.