As of a few hours ago, my nephew learned how to ride his bike! Last time I was this proud, he was taking his first steps
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Small ceramic statue of two sea lions.
Small Ceramic statue of two sea lions. The smaller sea lion is looking up at the larger sea lion.
Went thrifting and saw the cutest ceramic figurine of my life
Someone gave me a bag of dried garbanzo beans. Got some soaking now to make hummus later 🤸
Less future, more spring. (2017)
the interior spiral staircase of the Torre dei Lamberti in Verona, Italy
Close up photo of a pint of ben and Jerry's ice cream.
Spring break means we're treats maxxing baybee 🏖️🐝🍦
Just got back from watching Undertone(2026) and it was intense! I was sweating in my seat from the stress 😅 #undertone
You parked like a jerk, which made me park like a jerk, and then you left before me so now everyone thinks I'm the ass who doesn't know how to park
Tumblr staff smoking dust and hair before pushing this update. Genuinely idiotic.
“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend
my animation prof worked on powerpuff girls so i got to witness this beautiful cel from 1994 today
The character Ofelia, from the movie Pan's Labyrinth, is surrounded by food and is about to eat a grape. The Pale Man monster is behind her, distracted by a fairy.
🤚👁️👁️✋ Pan's Labyrinth~
Ofelia, no...
One day I'll get my license renewed and it won't be the least flattering photo ever taken of me
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
First attempt at Cinnamon rolls was a resounding failure.
Baking cinnamon rolls from scratch for the first time
Test running a granola bar recipe and got all the way up to cooling it in the fridge before I realized I misread the amount of oats to put in. Scraped it out and added more then put it back in the fridge. Fingers crossed it still works
Morning.
Toasted sandwich with potato chips on a white plate.
"can't stop thinking about her" but about the sandwich I ate last month.
car insurance commercial: "your next breakdown could be at any time -- anywhere."
don't i know it.
Jellyfish floating in the seas.
Been really into saying "for the birds" lately
a screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where two characters (a red otter with a white beanie, and the player wearing a striped bathing suit and brown cowboy hat) float in blue water. a white and red chat bubble reads, in blue lettering “Pascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.”
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.