In this week's silly goose newsletter, we've got it all: Pranks both solved and unsolved, a new label for Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith, and a WNBA draftee's family both laughing and sobbing.
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Silly Goose on the Loose tire cover
Hey @michelleym.bsky.social , your @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social road show made it to San Diego!
Grant Leonard wearing a Christmas sweater that says GANGSTA WRAPPER
Queens U. of Charlotte (where my wife got her master's and still does some work) just made March Madness so I looked up their basketball coach (Grant Leonard) and this was the first image:
Despite the loss, Queens' HC Grant Leonard always has style 🔥
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I absolutely did. This is incredible.
Queens University of Charlotte head coach Grant Leonard wears an assortment of fashionable holiday sweaters
People talk about how they want Billy Crystal's sweater in When Harry Met Sally, but they're sleeping on the true king of the knit, Queens University of Charlotte head coach Grant Leonard.
Tyler Glasnow looks confused and says, "Kyle?"
Tyler Glasnow isn't keeping quiet about the forgotten Jonas Brother... Kyle.
Last week, we got to learn more about a coach who doesn't believe over the top holiday sweaters should be limited to December. He's a king for Queens. Also, the Blackhawks were rapping Dr. Seuss. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
It's a shame the Olympics have to end. Not because we'll miss the competition. We'll miss seeing the world's best athletes - and their parents - being goofballs. Here are some of the silliest from this past week. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
Man says, "It might have been six or seven" and makes the 6-7 hand motion
Where does Brad Marchand get his personality? Here's his dad, in a video from Team Canada, when asked what Brad's first jersey number was:
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Not surprising to hear! Glad you have those memories.
Niina killed Ilia
Bill Mazeroski hit an important home run, but he also gave the best Hall of Fame speech of all time. Rest well, you gem of a person. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIL...
Blonde man in light brown shirt says "what?" while picking up a forkful of tiramisu.
We all fell in love with the muffin man at the 2024 Summer Olympics. I didn't dare hope he'd make an appearance at the Winter Olympics since he's a swimmer, but he is back! Lured by the tiramisu...
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"Maybe today we needed a plexiglass in front of our net to stay in the game," Swedish coach Ulf Lundberg said afterward.
lol
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They’re not mad. Just disappointed
Every time I hear about Arturs Silovs in the net, I keep hearing "Shelob," and I think, "It's probably not fair to have a giant spider play goaltender. It also may not be safe for the defensemen whose backs are to the giant spider."
Draisaitl thirsty for Mustard
Hockey is better when it's girls.
In case your day needed a bit more Juraj Slafkovský in it 😉
Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
Duke player facing to the right, bent over at the waist with hands on knees. Duke coach Jon Scheyer also bent over at the waist looking up at the player facing us from underneath the player's head
Sidney Crosby holds sign saying "turn it up"
In case you were wondering where Sidney Crosby stands on ABBA's "Dancing Queen"...
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Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.
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Kenan Thompson wears Ducks jersey, blows on duck whistle
Kenan Thompson blew on a duck whistle while announcing the Anaheim Ducks' lineup a few days ago. If world sports leaders really care about us, they'll have him announce the Olympic winning hockey teams in the same way.
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Connor Hellebuyck says "the noodle matters"
It's impossible not to be romantic about pasta, if you're Connor Hellebuyck.
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Alex Lyon juggling
I'm still very upset Alex Lyon didn't make the Winter Olympics juggling team.
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
the "dudes rock" guy from this olympics just dropped