Hey shut the fuck up there’s new 100 Demons

Happy early birthday to me

Depends on if it’s the US or international cut

Russell Mulcahy had an entire tale of a mummy. Does Lee Cronin? Didn’t think so

I have the most liked LB review of READY TO RUMBLE (2000) so think about how you talk to me

Cannon Watch #38: Nowhere near as bad as you’d be led to believe with it and the original swapping release order, but certainly not as exciting a film as the first, that one had the benefit of much better direction and M. Emmet Walsh. This is a perfectly serviceable POW action joint

Cannon Watch #37: This movie foolhardidly tries to have one foot in “message movie” mode, and the other in Cannon Exploitation mode. Being that this is Cannon in 1984, that message is uh, not great! Evil radiates off of this thing, but I gotta say, the exploitation part kinda rips

Cannon Watch #36: There really isn’t much of anything to say really. Not the least bit funny, the type of 80’s comedy that others did ten times better ten other times. Completely disposable and not worth mine or anyone else’s time

And it whips so fuckin hard

I don’t know how you watch this movie and make it the meme it’s been for years. This is a true campy fun 80’s gem that needs to be met on its own merits and not made a joke of

Even more so than the first BREAKIN’ this is just a joy to watch, even more dance, more neon, and even more Ice T. And you have a director like Sam Firstenberg who knows how to shoot bodies in motion, knows how to shoot action, so the dance looks even better than the first

Cannon Watch #33: “Here is a movie that wants nothing more than to allow some high-spirited kids to sing and dance their way through a silly plot just long enough to make us grin.” That is a quote from Roger Ebert’s review and he is spot on. This movie puts a smile on your face that doesn’t leave

Cannon Watch #32: Cannon hit paydirt with this one, Chuck does his Chuck thing, and mows down half of Vietnam after completely demonizing them as a people. Joe Zito makes sure it’s as entertaining a slice of namsploitation as it can be, plus James Hong and M. Emmet Walsh are added pluses

Like it rules supremely how much it’s just a ninja/possessed lady ninja massacring cops by the donut load. But also it’s insane REVENGE works at all cause if you watch the Cannon doc, it had a horrible test screening and they made shit up on the fly and reshot huge chunks

Cannon Watch #32: A true cosmic gumbo of a film, and probably my favorite of the Cannon Ninja trilogy. While there isn’t as much Sho Kosugi in this as REVENGE, what you do get is an incredible about of ninja killing cops, ninja massacring a cop funeral, and James Hong, an 80’s trash classic

Cannon Watch #31: A half assed sequel that is so thoroughly plagued by massive reshoots/retooling to try and make it a semi coherent film. Horrible music, a sleepwalking Robert Ginty, and yet. A very charismatic Van Peebles and his cartoon gang of post nuke looking goons means I can’t hate this

Married 30 years, collaborated so much, this felt like a cosmic goodbye. Really really special film. I cannot believe this company would release ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4 months later

Cannon Watch #30: Completely bowled me over. Made by a man told by dr’s that he had six months to live, and it shows with how raw and how unwieldy this all feels. Stuff in here made me so Incredibly uncomfortable. Gena Rowlands and Cassavetes on screen together tho? Magic, I can’t put into words.

Taking a page from @priscillapage.bsky.social’s book, the four words every guy wants to hear

CHATTERLY was pretty much just because based on the trailer it looked fucking terrible, and VIRGIN like, yeah I know it’s a pretty well liked 80’s comedy, but I don’t give af about a remake of an Israeli teen movie

And will be skipping BOLERO because I’m not about to watch something with underage actor nudity in it

Using Wikipedia as a guide for releases. Sticking to what they theatrically released because they were doing a lot of importing of Italian titles around 83-84 that they were doing straight to video. I’ve so far skipped 2 movies, I didn’t wanna watch LADY CHATTERLY’S LOVER or LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN

29 movies deep currently

Hell yeah! I am currently on an adventure

I honestly believe you could make an argument that this is the finest – nay, PUREST – Cannon movie in existence

when you sat down to watch a movie like this in 1983, you got EXCELLENCE...and guess what you get in 2026?

that's right, bud: MUFUCKIN EXCELLENCE

Cannon Watch #29: Now this was enjoyable cheap sword and sorcery junk. Miles O’Keefe was junk as expected, but enjoyable junk. But the movie looked good for being as cheap as it is, and Connery was having a ball in his poison ivy costume and body glitter. Like EXCALIBUR if it cost $1.75

Why his head look like the Burger King

Sean Connery as the Green Knight out here with that teased hair and body glitter like he’s going to his first rave