you know that moment when you can feel a date start to go downhill? for me it was when i heard him say “what’s a crab rangoon?”

one of the best aspects about using bluesky is not seeing ads. i fucking love not seeing ads. one of my favorite things to do is to not see ads

oooh she’s done it again !!

might have one beer tonight might have 8. who’s to say really

i’d be the joey chestnut of any pasta salad eating contest

i feel weird asking for a single solitary day off meanwhile my boss is on her 4th vacation since last august

playing in dirty river water is actually really good for you, not everyone knows this

sleeping for 10 hours was supposed to fix all of my problems yet here i am. still suffering

i was forced here out of sheer nosiness and then forgot to start posting but better late than never i always say!