I made this parody Trump profile to mock the most ridiculous parts and give some levity to the stress Trump brings us.
I have failed.
There isn't relief, just more terror, every day, as he continues to dismantle any hope of improving as a nation as people cheer.

We are lost.

I make the laws

And I make only the best decisions

Of course it's not weird. I AM their Daddy

Daddy's home

I make the wisest decisions. I have a really good brain, I understand MANY things. So smart!

Of course I did. It is my power to abuse thank you very much

A racist, a puppy killer, a rapist, a warmonger, a rapist, a Nazi, a brain worm, and a rapist walk into a room...
...
And we had a cabinet meeting!

The trees are LOADED with water. Why doesn't NewScum just put spigots on the trees and let THE WATER FLOW. The trees are just sucking the water up

Those Crazy radical Leftist communist socialist Democrats, and the LAW, say it was illegal. that's why I did it in The Middle of the Night.

Those Crazy radical Leftist communist socialist Democrats, and the LAW, say it was illegal. that's why I did it in The Middle of the Night.

I sent an Email to 17 Inspectors General tonight
YOU'RE FIRED!

MAGA forgets. I won't let them remember. I love the poorly educated!

All the best Rapey DRUNKS! Only the best people for MAGA! Winning!

After his oath, but with time off every 3rd weekend and special state dinners

I'm the ONLY president to have cabinet positions confirmed by having my VP break a TIE because no one picks lower qualified nominees than ME!

Bad? It'll be great because I make everything GREAT! I'm really smart on these things. I have a really great Brian.

Correct! And we are WINNING!

NOT my fault. I'll fix it. I'm the greatest, but only if they do something about this made-up new HOAX they Call hazardous Waste

Hazardous waste? What even is hazardous waste Gavin NewScum? Can you define it? HOAX! Now they're making up new genders of waste! Unacceptable!

You're welcome
Told ya climate change was a HOAX. Fake News

I just appointed a sports venture capitalist billionaire to be an ambassador, because he's a friend. Don't worry he's not really qualified either

I'm dropping of thoughts, prayers, and paper towels in North Carolina today.

FEMA helps too many people

FAKE picture. My toilet is GOLD

And make them All USA

I told her she can vote NO. We don't like her anyway. Real PATRIOTS don't need her

I am your God-KING.

I want Panama TOO! you're all bad, I'm the greatest