Wear them. I’ll take the hit for the Sabres.

I’ll also wear them if it means the Bills win the Super Bowl.

But those are the only two clod-glasses-wearing scenarios I will ever consider.

With apologies to Chief Brody...we’re gonna need a bigger bandwagon. #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres

, combined.

SUCK IT BRUINS 3-2 SABRES

Shocker

City of Good Neighbors

We always acknowledge our Canadian friends - they basically live across the street

God I miss Buffalo

No, I will not disable my ad blocker

It’s easier (and more satisfying) to unfollow and block you instead

Thrilled about no more Orban, but my school elected Frost again.

I guess UCF is like a little USA.

Good luck Michael, we love that you’re back. We just wish it was for us. #Braves

Steve Ballesteros 😂 #Masters

Word around the league is you’d better be leading after eight innings vs. the Padres this year #MLB #Braves #Padres

Okay baseball writers, you can quit being naive, silly ass clowns now. “Wisco" is actually what a lot of residents call our state in casual conversation.

Woe be to the California team that decides to go with “Cali” City Connect uniforms in the future.

#Brewers

…and one Democrat

Dodgers are oligarchs

Probably not optimal for the Sabres to stagger into the playoffs after a 15-year drought but here we are

Examples of songs that made you see the light?

OKAY OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE SABRES

Sic ‘im

Cats.

Cats are the answer.

Send more cats.

“Iceman" is taken. Thank you for playing.

That’s beautiful.

And the Reds kick everything off with a noon home game, the way God intended

Preach.

Please play loud enough that we can hear it in Madison

Deep cut request: Last To Die

Thanks Boss

Opening day, but I have to wait until Friday.

C’mon, Atlanta baseball team.

I’m available for pinch hitting duties if someone falls down the stairs.

Unless I fall down the stairs.

I’ll miss it too, but the new stadium keeps our beloved Bills in Buffalo and that’s how I’m choosing to look at it

Are any performers coming to Madison for No Kings?

Is Minocqua Brewing our de facto headliner on Saturday?

That’s not anyone if this administration is nominating them