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Posts by David
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#Moonlighting finally comes to streaming in the UK thanks to #STVPlayer - trust us Scots to recognise great shows of the 80s ❤️❤️
Her middle class privilege shines through. She probably did genuinely believe she was as poor as poor could be because of the life she’d led up until that point. 🙄
Just discovered #GangsOfLondon and my two days off have been consumed by series 1. 🤪
We’re off to Tenerife on Saturday so what has started to happen to the temperature? 🙄
#TheWhiteLotus isn’t doing enough to keep my attention to be dropping eps weekly.
Just come back from Italy and people were either swimming or walking around in hats, gloves, scarves and large puffa jackets. No in between 🤣🤣
Fantastic. Keep going… you’ve got this! 💪🏻
Oh, Oscar! One year without my little man 😢❤️🩹
The fact that this isn’t available on streaming is criminal! #Nurses
Finally digitised my Henderson Kids DVDs that I sold years ago. It’s been ten minutes and I’ve clocked 7 #Prisoner actors already 🤣🤣
She honesty believes she’s Princess Diana!
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
I watch Twin Peaks at least once a week! I’m currently watching someone on YouTube watch it for the first time and I’m so jealous. RIP, Mr Lynch
Hearing about The Vivienne’s passing is so sad. I think it’s more of a gut punch because it’s so totally unexpected. Her ‘Nutmeg’ character and Roast on AllStars were absolutely iconic. #RIPViv
Oh shit! 😩
I haven’t seen any listings for the Wizard of Oz this Christmas. Am I missing it somewhere? One of the terrestrial UK channels always used to show it. Is the film to blame? 🤨
I’ve entered my SCP (seasonal crumpet phase) - the amount of butter I’m using on them you’d think I was getting ready to hibernate 😳
I would drink Vito’s douche water!
Sad but true! #Prisoner #PrisonerCellBlockH
I’ve been a bit obsessed with reaction videos on YouTube now for a couple of years. I’ve just found someone reacting to Twin Peaks! That’s my viewing sorted for the foreseeable 🤣🤣
This was posted on the bin fire app but THE Kim Cattrall liking my post has made my day! 🤩🤩
MOTHER has arrived!
Just back from a weekend in Romania. Seeing Bucharest, Peleș Castle, Bran Castle and Brasov. Ended it with a trip to Therme spa which was amaaaazing!
Why should I have to wait until Christmas Day? 🤪
They’re still not over the ‘trend’ unfortunately 🤣🤣
Is Wincey Willis here too?
I like it 🤣