I need to eat again why does this keep happening to me????

geese are just the evolved form of ducks

liberty mechatron is my favorite part

is Trump the first president to be accused of piracy by congress

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants.

Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare.

(🎥 Al Jazeera)

aoc 2028 with vp Jon Stewart

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conversion therapy is free speech now so I'm pleased to announce my new therapy program for republicans (intake is free beds are $1200 a night and you're not allowed to leave the ward until you're a democrat)

as someone who's already on a government list or 2: everyone acted like I was overreacting. you're not overreacting.

yeah like I agree with you on all points but why does there have to be a slur? I just feel like the word "clanker" sorta stretches the same mental muscles as using slurs for people and that's why people think it's fun. I'm worried that the next fun slur-like word will be about people like me

the "anti-clanker" people are so weird like they have a couple good points but why do they want to make slurs for robots so bad

remember the case about compelled speech with the homophobic wedding cake baker? I think you're onto something

this is exactly why I've been saying "buy trans books" since Trump got reelected

I give it maybe 2 years tops before this exact hypothetical is before the court and they rule the other way

as someone who's been briefly exposed to conversion therapy I think 8 of the supreme court justices need to be locked up in a room with round the clock supervision where they can't leave until they convince the person with the key they're going to step down

got the depressies

are we in ww3

how am I supposed to know which bras are thick enough to cover up my nipples when you EDIT THE NIPPLES OUT OF THE PHOTOS

6 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request

i am crazy and i am crazy because i am trans but the transness is not the insanity

why do i feel conceited for feeling seen by this post in my first reply i didn't mean to call myself the kindest trans girl evurrrr by saying I've experienced that type of rejection in a big way I'm actually kind of a bitch

how dare you call me valid

ok but what if i have near-mythical status as an evil transmedicalist mean girl in the eyes of my local trans community and i genuinely don't feel that way but they kicked me out of the group chat of the local in person meetup space over it

wyoming has a law allowing you to sue the government if you see a trans person in a public bathroom and be paid back all your legal and attorney fees so hear me out. what if we all moved to wyoming, went to the bathroom together, and then sued wyoming about it

why is my default fear response towards men twice my age who are sexually harassing me just to fucking flirt back no i don't want to go rollerskating with you no you can't have my number no no no no NO

This trans visibility week, consider giving trans people some money, since it’s really kinda fuckin hard for us to live right now

the what thing????????????????????

she then intentionally infects herself before her trial would you read this book

after that one of the scientists involved in making it decided to release it on earth for the good of humanity. she won't be tried for her crimes against humanity until the second act, when her memories of releasing it spread to one of her neighbors via the mutated virus