Yessss

Fuck it, @mrajcrowley.bsky.social would you be offended/can I ask for your permission to tattoo your lovely work in amongst my collection of pretties? It is only polite to ask after all.

I’m trying to hold off on GO tattoos until I get the chest piece next year. Snakes, tea cups and books. It will be awesome…but this is cool af…

Repeat after me Hedda; I don’t need another Go tattoo, I don’t need another GO tattoo, I don’t need another GO tattoo, I do need another go tattoo, I Go get another GO tattoo, where’s the tattooist number? Ahh fuck.

Do not put ideas in my head. I only have so much skin, and much of it has been earmarked already…but that would make an exceedingly good tattoo.

Cool cool, well before bedtime.

Caramel eggs. The greatest of the Easter confectionary.

Oh Gods no!

CK One. Crack of the 90s scents. It was so moreish. Get off that stranger! I can’t, they’re wearing CK One, I must inhale them!

Excellent. Good good.

Borrowing indefinitely. We’ll need to do a fundraiser for photocopying. Everybody gets a copy. Nobody makes money, nobody has to pay. But we all get the satisfaction of knowing.

“The key is under the chihuahua. The password is pears. Godspeed.”And just like that. He melted away into the darkness.

Theft? Theft is an option? I mean, I’m not gonna do it, I’m too ditzy for jail, but someone faster, slicker, with contacts in high places? No?

To late. I panicked. This is what happens when one overthinks. Why are people being so nice? I don’t know them? Phd? Oh no. Throw the baby at the raptors! Flee, flee.

It occurred to me the wording may have been unclear. The dissertation is next. It’s the last thing I need to do. Hmm, dunno if that was clear. Delete the post? Delete the post.

I’m in the UK. I don’t know what the stats are here for it.

As previously stated, I have a job, and I don’t have student loans.

That’s a relief. I hate to add smoke to a fire without cause, but him coming home hurt with that frequency? Na. That’s suspicious.

Exactly, nobody here is grading me on grammar or word choice. Which is good, cause I’m sure I’d get pulled up for over use of the word fu…

Got one of those cheers😊

Masters in Creative Writing. I know, I’m a semi literate troglodyte on here. The humour of the situation is not lost on me.

Ohh yeah. My sister frequently takes me places just cause she knows I’ll go full Mama Bear to anyone who’s mean to her…then I’ll break into her house and plant hundreds of tiny ducks around the building. Tis swings and roundabouts.

I work with teachers. I could never. I like being a librarian who can go, “you irk me, please leave.”…but I do like the idea of being Dr Bear.

Same same same

Absolutely not.😂 book to finish writing. Seeing if I can find an agent for it, and working, and beastie wrangling. No way could I do a PhD as well.

That sucks. I’m sorry that’s happened. Fuck em. NASA will be awesome.

@texacilian.bsky.social, she’s doing the math so we don’t have to.

It’s to matchy matchy. I like those mismatched pieces. Like in the Good fight.

Hearing my kids argue through the door. Poor Midi is professing his undying love for his brother who’s replying with “eww, no”