if i could eat only bulgogi beef and kimchi for the rest of my life, i'd be fine with that.

cool cool cool

just started watching Task and thought it opened with a dead kid, which i thought was kinda badass, but turns out he's just the tiredest lifeless boy ever who happens to be naturally blue.

turn the TV off.

feels like seacrest asked his plastic surgeon for the defoe special

she rules

I REPEAT

refs have money on the steelers, i see.

stayed up all night watching all the extended cuts of lord of the rings. farewell.

guys. i FINALLY understand the silent treatment, and hoo boy, am i giving it

just bonding with the pharmacist over our shared love of pochacco

WIRED headline reads: Trump's FBI pick Kash Patel Took Up to $5M in Stock from Chinese Ecommerce Giant Shein

$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this

This guy’s a Christian pastor, in case you think Diocletian didn’t have a point.

U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.

US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say

just got done celebrating. my voice is gone.

great, now i get to have heart attack inducing anxiety for the next 6.5 fucking innings

everything sucks

i want 100 more episodes of the diplomat

i got invited to the amazon vine program because of - no lie - all the reviews i've left for sour candy.

you can tell who's not from here because they type silverlake, and not silver lake.

what, you don't take your 80 year old mom to bars to play pinball?

this country is officially a shithole.

i cannot express how fucking dumb this dipshit is. it was as if no cars were on the road. but ALL THE CARS were on the fuckin' road, and this fuckass i guess expected THE WORLD TO STOP for his bitch ass.

and i really don't want whoever was driving the delivery type truck to get blamed or in trouble because he was literally just driving at a slow speed straight, clearly not expecting some guy to just pull into fucking traffic.

and if i hadn't been late to take my mom to a long scheduled doctor appt, i would've stopped. because that guy was SO fucking in the wrong, and i want to make sure every insurance company knows it. he's a fucking garbage person AND a moron...

and then, the dipshit just fucking STOPS, gets out of his car, and is incredulous at the fact that his idiotass was hit, waving his arms like "wtf bro" like he wasn't the dumb arrogant bad fucking driver who caused the whole fucking thing...

today, on alvarado just north of sunset, i saw some dipshit pull out of his parking spot, seemingly without opening his idiot eyes, as there was a line of cars in the lane beside him, but that didn't matter to him cause he pulled RIGHT IN FRONT of some delivery type truck which, naturally, hit him.

not me yelling directions of where the guy leading this high speed chase should go.

homeboy is going 120mph with his lights off, but he's still using his turn signals. gotta respect that.