Why is it up to @rollingstone.com to write the most honest and direct headlines?

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Not really. "Yes, Minister" remains superior to the Blackadders.

"Defence contractor"
≠ "soldier"
= "mercenary".

Got it. 47 prefers hiring mercenaries above the military.

#HowToSurviveAprilFoolsDay
Get to the panic room.

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#EltonJohnAMovie I guess that's why they call it the blues brothers

Toad of Toad-In-The-Hole Hall

The Very Hungry Caterpillar #ChefAChildrensBook (I did nothing)

Go The Focaccia to Sleep #ChefAChildrensBook

Ex-Cyclone Alfred: Body found in floodwaters and troops injured in Australia storm - BBC News At least one man has died in floodwaters and military personnel have been injured in the wild weather.

Australia's first proper cyclone in ages gets downgraded to a "low" and still the police have time to play Keystone Cops 🙄 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Richest 1% in the UK have - £2.8tn
The poorest 70% (everybody with less than £650,000) have - £2.4tn

That means if you took half the 1%'s wealth and gave it to the poorest 70% they would get 60% richer, and the 1% would still be more than 20x richer than them.

Lets have a competition.

If you think Rupert Lowe is a corrupt hatemongering billionaires puppet, Like.

If you think Nigel Farage is too, RP.

Donald Trump donates 100% of his salary to a 'charity' of his choice, because of that NO TAX is paid on it.

Someone really should find out which 'charity' it is.

Because he is robbing you again.

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#FeistyFastFood Hot Tempered Dogs @calendargirlbot.bsky.social

#FeistyFastFood  #Hashtags
Punkin’ Donuts.

#ImNotAllThatConvinced she'll be the last woman to fake it

Had he been washing the dishes, he would still be alive!

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Pretty sure I was once hit with a logarithm stick. Or did I hit him?

#ImNotAllThatConvinced that they "won" without the help of blatant cheating

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#ImNotAllThatConvinced

That this isn’t a documentary

Had that been Mandela's agenda he would not have lived to survive Robben Island. They'd have disposed of him like they did Biko. If you google his death it's given as "brain haemorrage" instead of "murdered by Sth Africa's apartheid regime".

Yup

80% of Britons and 56% of Americans don't like Elon Musk.

If you don't like Elon Musk, Like this Post.

Lets see if we can make it the most liked one on Bluesky.

The Wall Street Journal called it “It reminds us of the old Bernard Lewis joke ‘it’s risky to be America’s enemy but it can be fatal to be its friend’”
#TrumpsaTit

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RIP Bernard

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Nah man. Deliveroo's Ts & Cs cover service to the gates of the underworld.

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Every person in the UK upon hearing there's a place in the US called Gobbler's Knob: