"This might be another Janet Jackson nipple level event"

"Someone pointed out that 'Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt' passes the Bechdel Test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week"

"if you want to take vampires to space you have to give them drugs so they don't die from looking at an excel spreadsheet"

"I got that kind of anhedonia where I know there's time to crank off in my schedule but I can't be bothered"