Wait why doesnt my threads work...

But some may argue that i am trash irl too

Ok but actually threads mutuals r too close to life and id like to keep my trashy online persona??????

Nothing is as terrifying as realizing that one of ur nipple patch is missing after getting home from work 🫠

iToaster

Art

Also happy birthday towel!!!!!!!!! Luv u

Wait excuse me ur cat's name is Towel?! It is such a perfect name!!!!!!!

Im sorry i cant go cause i hate ppl 🙁

Y dont i skeet as much as i twat??????

Hangs with @kelin.bsky.social and her toast

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Another adhd q from my ptsd: how long will edit take to implement here?

My adhd brain coming up with a random q: does febreeze kill poop particles or r we inhaling 🌿🌺🌸poop particles🌸🌺🌿

Its so gud 😌😌😌

What i luv about bluesky is that the notifs r so slow that it never shows up unless u tap on notif specifically 😌 pce is here

Genius

Sup yo

Hehe thank u !!!! U needa get pizza 🥹 thats the only thing that matters

but also i think ur kids would love natural history museum, and rn they have a butterfly room and also this cool light show room

Wow sounds like a dream life 🥹🥹 not much just having fun at my new job and enjoying the spring in nycccc hope u and your family is doing amazinnnn

Sometimes i feel like u r too genius for this world

Caro

Jeddddd wussupppp

Excuse me hello maam

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Hello friends

Yoooo whassup

Yessss