I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLUB! #lufc

Feeling tender from Ibiza today, failed miserably in getting a “marching on together” chant going in the club at 6 this morning 🤣 #lufc

Leeds vs Wolves coming from Ibiza this weekend #lufc

A bad drawing rendered in the style of a faux-football sticker depicting Manchester United defender Lisandro Martinez pulling the hair of Leeds United forward Dominic Calvert-Lewin. #MUNLEE

Yeah seems fine

Get the sports bar on now listen to Jamie OHara have another meltdown 🤣 #lufc

I was three months old when we least won in the league there 🤣 #lufc

Well who had three points down for that game?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #lufc

How the Christ has Fernandes only been booked 4 times this season?! I’d book him at the coin toss #lufc

Has DCL found his hair tie up thing?! #lufc

That could be the greatest thing I’ve seen on a football pitch #lufc

I can’t believe I’m saying this…but we should be 3 or 4 up! This has been sublime #lufc

BREEEAAATTTHHHE #lufc

Gaby’s back! Balance restored #lufc

I wanna hear JD Vance supporting the scum tonight, and Chelsea in the FA Cup #lufc

Will take that! #lufc

This is 100% gonna be a forest/spurs double #lufc

Is the end of the world scheduled for 8pm UK time or American time? Just wondering whether to bother with the football or not

AND no Gaby on the left! #lufc

Dan James has glass legs, pass it on #lufc

10mins, let’s go Hail Mary #lufc

xG or VAR - I dunno which I’m sick of hearing about more #lufc

Ok strap in, here we go #lufc

The data me is saying this is difficult, the spirit in me is saying 3pts at home on Saturday night! #MOT #LUFC

The supercomputer says we’re 6.36% likely to go down - my job is in data but what this supercomputer doesn’t factor in is THIS IS LEEDS 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️😭 #lufc

If you’d listened to five live you’d think they’ve been amazing, I’ve watched it too, they haven’t

That’s a good point for spurs - cos they’ll have to keep this clown 🤣

It’s stressful being us. Do we want it any other way? NO SIR! #lufc

Keep forgetting about the forest game #lufc

Longest 10mins coming up EVER #lufc

I hope Farke remembers to walk calmly up to the ref after the match - before going all Bruce Lee on him #lufc