Thank you for the advance notice; before this, I would be jarred at the idea that there is a MAGA-friendly writer on the show, but then I reminded myself that it's "Jeopardy!" we're talking about.
Stephen A. Smith: “Maybe if Justin Fairfax’s wife hadn’t been estranged, then this whole situation could have been avoided. She made her own bed.”
I pay every penny I owe in taxes, but I must say that this year really felt like a gut-punch on account of all the illegal shit that the federal government is doing with our hard-earned money
Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich
Well, today we're taxing the rich...
JD Vance telling me how to make guacamole.
The fact that this even seems like it could be real (it’s not) speaks volumes about Trump, doesn’t it?
From the least fucking godless man. If there was a just God, he'd fucking smite him where he stands.
My day:
1 hour with my trainer
Quick stop at DollarTree
2nd walk with puppy
Watering my new garden box
Starting to sort and organize crafting materials
😊
Awww, I know that feeling...best feeling ever.
He has an international background and was raised by a pioneer film director and a professor who taught at Columbia. He could have easily been one of those film industry nepobabies, but he chose public service. These are just a couple of factors that make him a terrific human being.
At first I was shocked but then I remembered that the Mittal family spent $60 Million on their daughter's wedding which was held at Versailles. Irony doesn't begin to describe it.
Pope to Olympic Athletes: “It is possible to win without humiliating. One can lose without losing oneself. And this also applies beyond sport. It applies in social life, in politics, in relationships between peoples, because sport, if lived well, becomes a workshop for a reconciled humanity.”
Make Cruelty Intolerable Again
I’m not one to hyperbolize or blaspheme but I just bit into a slice of Kirkland Rosemary Parmesan Loaf and it felt like I was French kissing God.
Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem
Ja.
I’m Pete Hegseth?
She's a great cartoonist
wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis
How the hell did any of you believe that Christopher Lambert was a 16th century Scotsman who was an antiquities dealer in 80s New York?
Really judging y’all right now.
No sitting president has ever appeared before the Supreme Court during oral arguments in the history of the United States.
I’m not one to hyperbolize or blaspheme but I just bit into a slice of Kirkland Rosemary Parmesan Loaf and it felt like I was French kissing God.
Nestle's should be ashamed to call any of its product offerings "chocolate"
Comer on airports: "I'm glad the president has put ICE in there for a multitude of reasons. It'll drive the Democrats crazy."
BF turned on 60 Minutes and then went to take the dog out. I made it to the point where the sorry excuse of a newscaster (looked it up, Jon Wertheim) was almost gleeful saying "You have no background in geology and now, you're running the biggest rare earth mine in the U.S."
Five-time draft dodger says what now?
James Fallows: “This is the most despicable public statement by an American public official in my lifetime.
It needs to be recognized as such.”
Real President vs. Temu President.
It looks like the whole place smells like moldy carpet.
I'm going to open a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches and park it right beside Chick-fil-A.
We're only open on Sundays and we're calling it Side-Chick!
