they told me AI would take my job why am I still at my desk

Source

Suing the Crips for discriminatory hiring practices

Can I join I'm v violent

Nothing more satisfying than hunting down memes for the GC and presenting your kill like you are feeding an antelope to a pack of hungry lions

You ever get tweeters block for 6 years?

Congrats on the sex

Q (in all caps): DO YOU HAVE NUDE YOGA??? A: No, we don't.

OK JUST CHECKING!!!

Some of you would fold in this situation

Remember when the internet was fun

[charlie kirk being interrogated for murder]

Cop: did you kill that woman?
Kirk: what IS a woman?

It's 2025. I demand absolutely frictionless online experiences

Biden should have jerked off more :(

Hey do you think your co-worker would like me

Whoa whoa whoa

Just remembered blue sky. Did anyone say they have a crush on me?

Tesla, when it autopilots thru a wall painted Looney Tunes style

A deer stuck bt a fence and another fence. It’s hell cute tho ☺️

If I send you this and say “oh dear” just know that I’m stuck in bt a fence and a fence place

Chat not to intimidate you with my rebellious bad boy nature, but have you ever increased your coffee to water ratio beyond the industry standard 1:17 and make it a bit stronger than normal?

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

whoever invented health insurance: your mom's a ho

my current aesthetic is the price is right contestant chic

How it feels to be liberal in a conservative small town Indiana

don't start no shit won't be no shit does not apply to the internet

Feels like 2024 was just a few days ago