who up seizing they fsmo roles

exfiltrated: cryo archive

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Every shell and terminal emulator ever with 100% confidence that they're doing the right thing for the user: ^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A^[[A

that's it I'm buying another domain

🌧️🪿 blento guestbook

Recon shell stalking

Recon using their prime ability, with head/face open.

Recon scanning using their Prime ability, revealing the true location of the enemy Runner.

Recon staring over the enemy Runner that they tracked down.

Recon #marathon

Why ask the DNS admins how DNS works in this environment when instead you could ask the lying machine??

If one more person sends me copilot output during troubleshooting I'm going to physically drive to their residence and [redacted]

fuck palo alto and their goddamn ai support system

What a result: A Democratic-backed candidate has won the mayoral election in Waukesha, the biggest city in the notoriously conservative Waukesha County.

Alicia Halvensleben will be the next mayor. She defeated a GOP state lawmaker.

a black screen with white text that says [REDACTED]

live view inside my head

Normal Tuesday. Got a few meetings today but not too many. President's threatening to genocide millions of people and there are folks flying around the moon in the fucking sky. Gotta take out the garbage later

Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences.

Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals.

Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

It's always the network, and if it's not, it's DNS, and if it's not, it's a (not your area of responsibility) problem🧠

On 4/1 of all days?? How rude of your servers

Nothing impacting my org as far as I'm aware. We have resources in CUS and NCUS regions.

Elizabeth Banks

Who needs new routers anyways. Overrated technology. Surely the packets will simply forward themselves if you ask them nicely🙃

Genuine lol

I wonder where they think the parts in domestic routers are made or some of the dependencies the firmware relies on is written.

A 17 hour Amtrak ride ain't lookin so bad

a screenshot of a large section of empty vault space in Marathon. 279/368 spots used (this was entirely full when I opened the game this evening)

4 kits is enough to lose for one night. look at all the space for activities!

3 (we spent 10 minutes trading bullets with the team in the boss room which was quite entertaining)

kits dumped in Cryo Archive this evening: 2 and counting

I remember when everything started moving to apps and I was morally offended at the idea of having to download all these little programs to access services when the Internet was right there and you know what, I was right

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

It's always fun when you message the guy you know in security (technology, not the doors/badge kind) and their reply is 'HUH; why; how'

I yearn for the cryo archive vents. A rat 🐀 seeking his cheddar 🧀

a man is jumping over a woman in a wrestling ring during a mixed tag match . Alt: Wrestling jump/takedown?

Bungie did it again