Look man. They've already broken my illusion about landing a plane when both the pilots are down. Let me have this one.

Smh. The last Republican president was better at jingling keys than the current one. How do we get better at jingling keys?

it's awesome. I went to college in a place where there were no food places that were open after 9pm. in a college town. ridiculous. Survived on these burgers and this badboy right here

If you haven't seen her first movie, I'd recommend that as well. Revenge(2017), it's awesome as well. It also got long lingering shots of the lead actor's ass and the lead kicks major ass in that movie. 10/10

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social concerning.

Ughhh. Cannot stand this duapoly. I'm already pledging my vote for Marianne Williamson 2028

One of the things that's keeping me tethered to Twitter is that this app is still so glitchy. And the algorithm sucks shit. I use the for you tab on Twitter. Here even the main feed Is a mess

80% chance she thought the grim reaper was Lindsey Graham and tried to hug him.

I'm so sorry CT. I remember having a conservation about how great of a guy he was with you. Wish I could help you in some way. For now, I'm sending you all the good vibes and love

She's lawyer Barbie. And he's just Ken.

Say what you will about Twitter, we're nowhere near getting this level of content on Bluesky.

Abolish Cops. Nationalize Private investigators.

Imposter syndrome CIA Barbie

Critical support for Comrades Barbie and Ken ⚒️⚒️

I can only assume it's because Oppenheimer was accused as being a communist.

Utterly incapable of having normal face Rollo. I love him.

Got hit with the most incredible one two punch on the reviews for The New Transformers movie.

Somebody who's good at Photoshop give the little man a Gentleman's hat.

I want to punch every wall in my house after watching the bathroom fight scene. It's so fucking good.

Little Women. Keep Bob Odenkirk

If Elon just wanted this outcome, he could've saved 44 billion and just bought Parler.

Did not believe you could find bigger libertarian freaks than Free Speech Absolutists and yet here we are.

Both filed under recent comedies

One of those movies where if it came out in the past 5 years, I would cause a Twitter server meltdown.

Unless of course I didn't recognize who the mutual Is because they don't have the same picture anymore.

If anything, I was too nice on Twitter. I followed back people who didn't deserve it. I'm leaving behind that bad vibe.

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

I see Twitter is adapting the Supreme court's standard for Discrimination.

Hell yeah!!! This is so cool!!!