butt rock is what all american english sounded like to me when i moved here (and still does when i think about it just one long ‘eurrr’ sound)

what an incredible haul congratulations

stfu i’m so jealous this is my dream

two blue flowers with six pointy petals and some dew drops glistening

close up of white cherry blossoms

close up of pink cherry blossoms and some silvery branches

some blurry white snowdrops among green grass

a little spring flowers

would love to dm me when you’re around 🤝

yes! i will txt you :)

are you a little gay guy with adhd that can’t get their house clean bc there’s stuff everywhere and you don’t know where to start? hire me (for free) to body double and help you organize your house. i am realizing im very good at this and would like to help my friends :)

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why don’t they make mouse/rat flavored cat food

mars (credentials: doggie) and i assigned political alignments to dog breeds, here are our findings:
golden retriever - republican
pomeranian - libertarian
huskies - democratic socialist
beagles - democrat
french bulldogs - democrat (gay)
greyhounds - far left
chihuahua- insurrectionist anarchist

brown bat hanging off a beige ceiling molding

bat got into my friends house while we were there :( he was really cute tho

back of a car with stickers that read: sid’s/sads same cause, nato is a war machine,want healthy kids stop needling them, no aluminum no alzheimer’s, tell-a-vision programs you, air/water/food/pharma the great poisoning

anti vaxxer car on the way to get my rabies vaccine lmao

yellow and grey tully monster rendition. it has a oval shaped body with antennae eyes in the top center and a long mouth (?) with a claw at the end

same creature rendered in water with gray spotted skin

just learned about the national fossil of illinois and strongly feel that everyone needs to see this absolute freak <3
the tully monster lived here about 300mil ago and scientists dont know shit about it

turns out having a bat exposure + health ocd is a really unpleasant combo who would have thought

booooooooo

let’s. go. to. seattle!!

you should 10000000% do that as much as possible
lets go to seattle

LOL evil!!!! you're doing a great job

listen to that snap!

due to having a horrible attitude and terminal poor baby disorder our cat has an incredibly buff and swole tail like he could chop a brick in half with that thing

i can tell you more super fun stories about him next time we hang lol

it’s a condo building so there are 8 units that are owned by different people

he sucks absolute doodoo

love that my evil neighbor decided to change to locks to the front and back of our building without telling anyone and now the front gate won’t close and i asked him to fix it and he just said ‘no’

i love how much they cry on top chef esp when it's kristen

wait you can finish animal crossing? how? i thought you just eternally make weird rooms until you don't wanna anymore

had to fact check myself that star 69 actually existed and isn’t just a cool lie my brain invented

lotion diet

when the problematic personality quiz reveals wer a perfect match