SHES GOING TO TOWN LOOKING ALL GORGEOUS WITH THE LIPSTICK AND EVERYTHING AND I CANT EVEN HOLD HER HAND BECAUSE IIM IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY SO I HAVE TO POSTPONE THE MASS MURDER OF EVERYONE WHO GETS TO SEE HER IN PERSON
illegal behavior (please do it more often)
Im so damn proud of you. my amazing perfect husband.
I'm him by the way
When he says "You are the Obi-Wan for me" in a conversation and it somehow works on you.
him saying to his family that he’s having a date night with me is just so sweet and makes me smile like stupid
why is everybody’s handle invalid out of nowhere
Why would I ever want to see anything again?
If you see me dragging my wife's body into the woods tonight just know that we tried to cook together and she didn't follow the recipe.
call me ????
watch Star Wars
2016
I figured
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does anyone still remember me on this app …. Like or say hi
There is a chance I know my wife well.
Absolute Wonder Woman
A my little pony horse that’s white with a blonde Maine says “one large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”
I know this was for the better but if someone else wanted to date her I think I’d have to kill them
awe thank u gengar sir !!
followed !!!!
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and where did it get you
what kind of idiot used this microscope before me
“Im breaking the cycle” ALL I DO IS CRY AND MASTURBATE AND ROT AND CRY AND DISAPPOINT PEOPLE I LOVE AND CRY AND MASTURBATE AND CRY AND I AINT BREAKING ANYTHING LET ME OUT
LATE HAPPY #INTERSTELLAR DAY
followed back !
Im sorry mom. you would be so disappointed in me right now.