Christ… are we now favourites on Sunday? #lufc

I’m trying to convince myself it’s all fine… but while there’s a chance….

That’s the logical position, I agree.

Grrrr… can’t even blame predictive text.

Their markets seem to capture (and therefore hedge against) sentiment… I’m hoping the data is more dispassionate. Although that doesn’t factor in pressure, etc.

Sky Spirts had a graphic last night that said the lowest we’ll finish is 17th… that was based off similar data, and that was before West Ham kicked off.

I’m looking at the table and the % final position model… I assume it’s based on a truckload of data.

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As a generally glass-half-empty fan, I’ve been staring at this for about three hours a day for the past week. I mean, it’s little more than a horoscope, but I’m deriving huge comfort from the fact it says we are more likely to finish 10th than 18th… #lufc

He was nakedly corrupt and it hardly needed a vetting procedure to determine it.

Brennan-Johnson was woeful last night. Palace looked so much better with Mateta, Kamada and Sarr on the pitch.

I hope so… for our sake!

Hmmm… they’ve got a tricky run in: Everton, Brentford, Arsenal, Newcastle, Leeds. Are there more than 6-7 points there?

Palace got better and I think they were nervous of being caught on the break. All very cagey.

That’s a stinker of a run in!

Threatened to get better in the 2nd half… when Palace finally brought on some good players.

I enjoyed how bad that was… and I look forward to a similar lack of goalmouth action on Wednesday. £45m for Strand Larsen? Blimey. #lufc

That's a pretty weak attempt to get the fanbase to chip in for more breaks, Tony...

That'd seal it, definitely.

I've been going through every permutation and basically avoid defeat twice and we'll be okay. We'll achieve that from the remaining home games.

.... definitely not the spreadsheet...

Wow... that's impressive!

I’m confident of a point…!

McCormack vs Donny? Struggling to think of others…

I certainly buy all of those arguments… but think it’s less than 99% safe. Need another win, I reckon.

To be fair, I haven’t either… not had the impact I thought he’d have.

Nmecha, Gnonto, Longstaff and maybe Gruev could come in… Rodon to RCB and Justin to LB?

Yep, that works… would keep Ampadu in, I think. Justin to LB, Rodon at CB for some minutes?

Wonder how we approach this week… still a couple of points needed to guarantee safety but we have Burnley at home to come. With the Cup semi on Sunday, do we go full-bore, full-strength on Weds to try to grab a point (or more) or manage minutes and risk losing momentum? #lufc

Our second-best Prem season in 23 years…. #lufc

Not done yet…!