inspired by the websites i was browsing when i was 9

@crunchybagels.bsky.social am i too late #bagelchanart

Selfie of me at an LIRR station

you telling me a long island railed this road?

it was a very good decision to open bluesky today...

//nsfw, bruising

Do I let them?? This is unexpected...

Forcing Seija to take a damn shower

what I do????

all the internet is good for is looking at eabbits and I think everything else should be extremely illegal

#UglyFuckingTriangleFromMarioWorld

a refreshing chat by the ocean~ 🌊💖
#originalcharacters
#OCart
#originalart
#artwork
#イラスト

a few pictures with my new lens

𝓩31 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻...

was cleaning a car and i genuinely thought it was a euro, but then i looked closer and found out it was a fuck

asked the owner if he wanted it and he said nah, so now i guess i'm the owner of one fuck

オカルトイエーイ

For Easter, Tewi wears a bunny suit and flips you off.
#因幡てゐ #東方Project

You can just hear the beavis and butthead laugh.

A meat tenderising hammer by a company called Dick. It's listed as "Dick Meat Tenderiser".

Partner found this and we're both losing our shit.

new proposition
ko-fi.com/mints/commis...

i love women so much its unreal

Vitaliy Naymushin, the character artist who created the design of Jonesy, was laid off by Epic Games today.

I MISALIGNED A BODY PANEL AND NOW THE CAR LOOKS LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOA NEVER MAKE ME BUILD A CAR AGAIN BRO

Screenshot of the Mole Miner Max boss battle in Donkey Kong Country Returns. Professor Chops is in the train telling Donkey Kong to "TRY HARDER". Source: info: reddit.com user "FlashyTie5327", image: screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

my gpus toenails were getting long so i clipped them

FUN FACT: He advised Queen Elizabeth to pardon her son 3 years, 5 months & 12 days after she passed away.

Please add "UNINFORMED" to my list.

Thank you for your attention to this embarrassing matter.

hey guys did you know that uh uh uh Ran Yakumo’s fat and soft boobs

touhou remilia scarlet sitting onto a throne with a glass of red wine looking down upon reimu

what is a man?
a miserable pile of little secrets!

oh, bother

don't you lean over me like that I am going to kiss you