*I* have a job! What the hell does a baby need a tie for?! This should be for me!

I finally understand our gerontocracy.

The Punisher is so special. Good in that nearly invisible/effortless kind of way. Everything just WORKS. Acting, writing, stunts. 😘👌

I have not needed to watch a half hour again the next day in SO long-- it feels like watching 30 Rock in high school 🥺 when I just HAD to go back and hear the jokes I was laughing too hard to miss.

So much in this terrible world sucks-- but new Tina Fey/Robert Carlock/Sam Means jokes can save us (or at least, me)!

Photographer @mostafabassim1 photographed this boy walking home alone with a snack being "randomly" approached by DHS. "After he was unable to produce documentation proving his citizenship, agents informed him that he was under arrest." He said, "Can I just go home?" Answer: No.

Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader

maybe pre-covid (or I'm an outlier), but I've noticed it's much harder to get appointments and I'm having to book out further than I ever have before.

not for a child. but including because i am NOT a diet coke girlie (but do fear and respect them in equal measure) but got this ad. I WOULD get a dr pepper version of this, I fear.

nature is... healing? dying? it's doing something!

A 35 year old letter to the editor, written by a very ballsy 15 year old, about the Rodney King verdict.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

Curious to see how sS2 of Heated Rivalry will be received. Will the culture be over it already OR will we have a situation on our hands where people freak out because the show isn't rewiring their synapses and making them forget any and all pain so it's deemed to be doing violence to the viewer?

literally thought it was a creative choice for entire scenes to be in Russian without subtitles. I was like, “ahh he is guarded so we are only to understand that there is tension back home but not the specifics, i wonder how that will unfold”

the most instrumental thing i did for my mental health this year was journaling.

the second was rewatching GREY’S ANATOMY.

I contain multitudes.

leave them alone! they’re busy having sex with each other!!!

algorithm thinks i’m a fancy little girl— babe, i just love whimsy!

Was too tongue tied and nervous to tell her that “What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend’s frat party?” went platinum in my high school theater department or that her version of “Run, Run Rudolph” on the Ally McBeal Christmas CD is my definitive version but 🥰🥰🥰

they massacred the gay hockey show subtitles

And here I was thinking the guy was trying to raise awareness...

please, tv writers, i beg you

stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here

i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!

It’s all these creators who don’t seem to actually LIKE TV— and make “ten hour movies”. Obviously there are great one offs and flashback episodes but this alllllways feels like sloppy cleanup or scrambling to fill time.

raged out when Alien Earth did this. If all this stuff that happened around the pilot was important… maybe it should have been in the pilot?

Just when I was actually invested in the moment to moment drama and characters… Noah Hawley might as well have said “stop caring” to my face

Is this exclusively for an audience of Unhinged Chain Email Enjoyers?
Forward to five people or [insert racist catastrophizing here]

if we actually get the arclight back I might become Hopeful again

movies, good

Need to see more of her stuff, this one REALLY stuck with me

what a picture ❤️

exactly! which is why the movie's attempt to sanitize lines to appease gen z fails.

"You can't join Mathletes! It's social suicide!" did not need to be softened to "socially ruinous!" they're MEAN girls!

Cannot BELIEVE I thought that Ashley Darby's "First-- and Last-- Second Bloom Ball" was going to be the wildest Real Housewives of Potomac event of the week.

Soooo fucking good. Perfect LA movie about wondering if you’re the weird one at the party and finding out that, instead, you’re in grave danger.

Should I have known? Yes! But I wanted to believe!!!