we all know I have no life, so:

My little suggestion today is that if you have to read a T.S. Eliot poem you put, “Girl,” in front of the first line & read the rest in the voice of a drag queen reading someone to filth.

Welcome, friend.

His batshit math means we'd have had 10,000 people crossing the border illegally per day since *1999* to be at 100mil today. Bigoted head full of bees.

A player character could fast, go give like 18 vials of blood, and then stumble around in a stupor looking for where they parked.

GTA VI: Mayo Clinic Jacksonville

I managed to tuck a pant leg into a shoe and almost became the subject of a really interesting coroner's report.

the penne opticon

A picture of a rather dilapidated copy of "The picture of Dorian Gray" There is visible water damage to the cover and the plastic cover is yellowing. Obviously, not evident from the picture but there is a truly foul musty smell emanating from it!

Last week, a gentleman returned this rather dilapidated copy of this famous book to us after 50 years. He had found it in his attic!
Presumably this means there is a pristine copy somewhere in our libraries....

Used to be the one tasked with singing that in the band days. I miss my range.

I think that's Search and Destroy

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Bring On The Night YouTube video by The Police - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVgW...

Aspercreme on the thighs, eyes rolling back, slipping into the jams

His right hand is just pure stank.

Jesus

Cold stock into hot roux, hot stock into cold roux.

They have done this to me with appliances multiple times. Between mystery inventory and needing custom parts for HD-only models, never again.

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

With alt text bc fucking seriously

I'm putting the skeeting stick back on the shelf tonight before I skeet again.

John Prine - "Blue Umbrella" YouTube video by John Prine

As we get closer to November, don't forget the fact that Donald Trump murdered John Prine. cc @littleedie.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6uG...

@rebeccal.bsky.social!!

Wonderful vehicles with really weird automatic transmissions. Like a a robot wrapped around a manual gearbox.

A toasted roll filled with bbq pork, bacon, and crushed Reese's cups, sitting on a white plate with a little flag on the top

Kansas City Royals BBQ Reese's Sandwich (2022-2022): Pulled pork doused in Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce, crumbled bacon, and crushed Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, served on a toasted Vienna roll. Served exclusively at the Kansas City Royals' Kauffman Stadium during the 2022 baseball season

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

MY BODY ROCK CROC!

NO SURLY CHOC!

My HR Pufnstuf Lunchbox, my Witchypoo puppet, and I salute you, Mr. Krofft.

Get on this level. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpTX...