I’m 33 years old. Every election (for various reasons) since I was 16 years old has been the most important election of my life. I AM TIRED

Flipping through cable news and it’s absolutely wild that one specific channel 🦊 is only talking about Iran and not the special election in Virginia from what I’ve seen

This is why they should sponsor me look at all this promo I’m giving them!

Any other version doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned

The most impressive thing about my swimming lessons isn’t that I’m slowly getting better but that my cap keeps my hair completely dry! I want to get them to sponsor me

Is it weird to say that I hope an easily preventable disease rips through the US military like a hot knife through butter?

I don’t so at least not exactly. To me it seems like it’s just hairography but with actual choreo instead of hair

The republicans I mean

If they invoke the 25th then they’ll have no one to blame for everything in the 2028 election

The last person to laugh gets immunity. Legend has it someone won it on Sunday and they’re still on the island right now

Fully prepared to dislike Jimmy Fallon more than I already do

I don’t know who these people are because I’m not watching the show but the small flan on the bench pic just seemed right

Damn

a basketball player for the new york knicks is raising his fist in the air ALT: a basketball player for the new york knicks is raising his fist in the air

Been too busy watching to skeet about it but LETS GO KNICKS

All of that stuff with Oliver North definitely comes to mind

This weather has one more time before I break out the long johns

Now I definitely know I don't need to watch thanks Amanda ✌🏾

Thanks for letting me know I don't need to watch

It’s called corporate consolidation

Did you watch that John Oliver video about it?

a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the word pepe silvia written on it . ALT: a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the word pepe silvia written on it .

My guess is Melissaaa only because she would still be in hibernation before BB season starts. It’s the perfect cover

My greatest accomplishment to date

For some reason I just woke up from a dream where I was in a relationship with Halle Bailey. Good job dream me. I’m proud of us

Yeah the best I can hope for is if there’s an opening and I get bumped up but time is definitely a factor before chronic illness sets in

Rachel but she's far too cool for the skyline

what's up Morgod

I truly hate the healthcare system sometimes. I waited 6 months for a follow up appointment only to be told that the referral wasn't put in and I have to wait another 4 months for that appointment

This is why I don't go to the doctor

An NYT headline reading: Homeland Security Expands Deportation Fleet With High-End Jets

My headline from April 15 reading: Water is wet, and DHS's 'deportation fleet' boondoggle expands under Markwayne

The hed and dek of my story from February reading: ICE FLIGHTS Noem's luxury 'deportation' jet is the tip of the ICE-berg Kristi Noem's DHS has acquired at least nine new aircraft in recent weeks, with another one on the way. Half are luxury jets. Gillian Brockell 26 Feb 2026 - 9 min read

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week.

And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY.

You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

Because the unsub has some sort of hero complex

More like a Christmas episode