🕵️‍♀️ Suspicious Trenchcoat Guy🕵️‍♀️

but did he do his own stunts?

It's MarTen Day, now everyone has to be nice to me.

but you're always thinking about dragons

recently found out that my hyperfixation is an actual job and I want to be hired immediately

arcanine is now arcasix-seven

Is it now Half of Half & Half of Half? Or just Half?

our village and crops are finally safe

would you like someone to talk to about it

shinji get in the fucking latex

Text says "christmas will be on 25/25/25 this year!!" and below is a picture of a happy festive spheal pokemon plush

I'm watership DTF

Spitting facts

brat Clippy be like

"Looks like you're trying to guess the colour of my underwear. Would you like to know what I got going on down there?"

An edited meme Born to: - be a sleeping spheal Forced to: - eat laptop - microsoft excel - hold a very big cup of coffee - set regular alarms from 6am to 9am

they played that on Smosh Games

homestar reefer and strong bong

John Lennon I thought you died

well I finally got a telegram like any furry ought to. Now what do I do with it

tired of hearing about SMART goals. I want to implement some DUMB goals.

Today I learned what a QPR is and I want as many as I can get

They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game, all I can say is I paid EXORBITANT RESALE FEES for the ticket!

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(trying to flirt with an American) I saw you from across the border and I really dig your vibe

extremely loud incorrect buzzard

uwu

driving in my sofa, right after a beer

Not surprising to hear that about Bobbie Crowley. As a party leader, she felt like an establishment Dem on the wrong side of the border. I don't think they had much of a chance with Billie Cowbell.

Omph