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Came home and tweaked out cleaned the whole living room and kitchen bc it seems like my roommates want me to 💣 the apartment up or smth

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Meanwhile the tech at the laser place was like no hot showers for 48hrs hot showers being the only thing worth living for how am I supposed to live my life knowing I can’t go home and boil myself alive for 20mins

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Actually lemme not lie some portions hurt real bad so bad but other parts were basically nothing

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Had my first session of laser hair removal today (I have legs like Bigfoot) and My God did it hurt

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Sometimes you gotta be honest or maybe you should ask them to be a little worse at head for your sake

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Like how did she do that to me?

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Its not even that serious but this song makes me feel emotions i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy open.spotify.com/track/4F7lnS...

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I started a ginger bug with the hopes of making my own ginger ale bc everyone keeps telling me soda is bad for you (fake)

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It’s all about the cultural exchange

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Said a little Arabic back to the guy at the deli counter and he gave me $1 off SLAYYYY

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Actually maybe I should get a third night job who even cares anymore

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Looking into an mlis and people online are like “don’t do it if you want money I only make $60k!” like…… I have two jobs and make $30k I’d eat my left foot for one job that pays that’s much

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I wish I had the disposable income to take an art class

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This year of our lord 2025 and I still cannot rate anything with half stars on goodreads

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At work reading yaoi on the clock

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Bro where tf are the low tide in twilight side stories⁉️⁉️⁉️ I need to see that baby NEOW‼️‼️‼️‼️

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I’m about to fengshui tf out of my room I need money and health

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I was looking at state health insurance a while ago and all the cheap plans had $9000 deductibles like what tf am I supposed to do with this? I’m paying you AND paying the doctor I will 💣 both of us

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At the doctors office with $10 in my pocket like can a bitch get an annual physical?

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Ykw real bc I really be looking at these bills like brother why you bein stingy?

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Also I applied to a full time position at another museum so if everyone could wish me luck that would be nice mama needs insurance

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I’m about to start doing spells to get bitches I’m not lying

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Everybody at the all staff meeting but me (contract worker ☹️)

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And you’re still not getting that shit so who’s stupid now

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I think if a medical bill is under $100 they should just eat that cost like why are you sending me to collections for $50

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Im inventorying a bunch of ladies riding habits today bc some museum in France wants to know what we have for a womens dandy exhibition they’re planning

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I leave work with 150 year old wool under my finger nails

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Where are all the submissive men? I want a man that wants to be pushed around and told what to do…..

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I walked thru Zara earlier and nothing even looked appealing I was like damn the impulsive buyer within me has been killed I won

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