Posts by Joey from Twitter
Came home and tweaked out cleaned the whole living room and kitchen bc it seems like my roommates want me to 💣 the apartment up or smth
Meanwhile the tech at the laser place was like no hot showers for 48hrs hot showers being the only thing worth living for how am I supposed to live my life knowing I can’t go home and boil myself alive for 20mins
Actually lemme not lie some portions hurt real bad so bad but other parts were basically nothing
Had my first session of laser hair removal today (I have legs like Bigfoot) and My God did it hurt
Sometimes you gotta be honest or maybe you should ask them to be a little worse at head for your sake
Like how did she do that to me?
Its not even that serious but this song makes me feel emotions i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy open.spotify.com/track/4F7lnS...
I started a ginger bug with the hopes of making my own ginger ale bc everyone keeps telling me soda is bad for you (fake)
It’s all about the cultural exchange
Said a little Arabic back to the guy at the deli counter and he gave me $1 off SLAYYYY
Actually maybe I should get a third night job who even cares anymore
Looking into an mlis and people online are like “don’t do it if you want money I only make $60k!” like…… I have two jobs and make $30k I’d eat my left foot for one job that pays that’s much
I wish I had the disposable income to take an art class
This year of our lord 2025 and I still cannot rate anything with half stars on goodreads
At work reading yaoi on the clock
Bro where tf are the low tide in twilight side stories⁉️⁉️⁉️ I need to see that baby NEOW‼️‼️‼️‼️
I’m about to fengshui tf out of my room I need money and health
I was looking at state health insurance a while ago and all the cheap plans had $9000 deductibles like what tf am I supposed to do with this? I’m paying you AND paying the doctor I will 💣 both of us
At the doctors office with $10 in my pocket like can a bitch get an annual physical?
Ykw real bc I really be looking at these bills like brother why you bein stingy?
Also I applied to a full time position at another museum so if everyone could wish me luck that would be nice mama needs insurance
I’m about to start doing spells to get bitches I’m not lying
Everybody at the all staff meeting but me (contract worker ☹️)
And you’re still not getting that shit so who’s stupid now
I think if a medical bill is under $100 they should just eat that cost like why are you sending me to collections for $50
Im inventorying a bunch of ladies riding habits today bc some museum in France wants to know what we have for a womens dandy exhibition they’re planning
I leave work with 150 year old wool under my finger nails
Where are all the submissive men? I want a man that wants to be pushed around and told what to do…..
I walked thru Zara earlier and nothing even looked appealing I was like damn the impulsive buyer within me has been killed I won