A message on Fetlife: "Get against the fucking wall you won't be told twice"

Aww, I got the sweetest unsolicited message on Fetlife today!

That app is such a nightmare.

I've always loved this trippy video of my pal ViVi smacking me during our hot photo shoot for Math magazine (RIP).

I can't remember who took the video, but the photos were by Polina Pfliger.

I don't know why I thought an edible would help take my mind off how horny I am. Fuuuuuuuuuck

OMG 😂😂😂

I ordered a bunch of condoms from Condom Depot a few months ago and it is impossible to unsubscribe from their emails. Has anyone successfully done that?

Where can a slut find such an item?

I REALLY need this sticker/magnet

Looking for Chicago folks to watch movies on the couch or shoot photos or do any number of other activities today. HMU if you'd like to hang!

My feet on a sidewalk

Chicago, I missed you.

I'm wondering how quickly I'll be able to have a sexy adventure after I land in Chicago this evening. Ideally within an hour.

I don't run ultramarathons, but I just walked 13,000 miles across the Denver airport, so I guess I'm officially in training now.

Planes at Long Beach airport.

Shot in the dark: Anyone going to be at the Long Beach, Denver or Midway airports today?

Still on my bucket list: a sexy adventure with a stranger in an airport. Is today the day?

Heading home to Chicago tomorrow and I'd love to meet up with some cuties for photos or walks or cuddles or perversion.

HMU if you'd like to hang!

A woman on a nude man's shoulders. She uses a leash and stirrups.

That one time I was Maidenfed's horse. Photo by Ibn Kendall.

Anyone have tips for getting better engagement on Bluesky?

I'm in a blue dress with bunny ears, standing over a mannequin with my hands up.

That time I botched the operation. Photo by @amikoland.bsky.social

I appear to be crucified nude on a basement wall while Ms. Victoria Robinson gazes upon me.

Looking for photo buddies in Chicago the next two weeks (and beyond). HMU if you'd like to shoot!

Me and Ms. Victoria Robinson by Guy Lev Or.

Are there other social platforms that are good for sex-positive folks and engagement?

Are there other social platforms that are good for sex-positive folks and engagement?

I'm in a blue dress with bunny ears, standing over a mannequin with my hands up.

That time I botched the operation. Photo by @amikoland.bsky.social

Chicago folks: I'll be home Saturday and looking for adventure there as well!

I'm visiting family in the LA suburbs and desperately trying to find time for play or socializing while I'm here. Who's in SoCal right now?

I am on all fours in a skimpy leather puppy outfit with Domina Mara standing over me among poppy fields.

This date in 2019 with Domina Mara. Photo by AV.

Duolingo drives me crazy sometimes. How am I supposed to know whether someone used soap, salsa, or juice to clean the floors? People are unpredictable.

A prostate toy

About to insert my favorite prostate toy and head out for some playtime.

I'm standing nude in front of blue lights.

Was it Kmart that had the blue light specials?

Anyway, here's me shot by my pal Olivia.

I'm standing nude in front of blue lights.

Was it Kmart that had the blue light specials?

Anyway, here's me shot by my pal Olivia.

Welcome!