Colored-pencil card drawing of Pinhead from “Hellraiser”

Pinhead, 1987 Topps

I forgot about this place.

That's right

Look, I'm glad I was wrong about sex killing me if I ever had it again, but boy does this stuff kick my ass a lot more than it did when I was younger.

When I was a kid I got really into Charlie Chan movies, which ended up getting me into older eras of movies in general. After several years of not watching any Charlie Chan I went back a few years ago and tried to watch one. It was mildly soul crushing.

Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably

In my 20 years of sex having I have never once listened to music during the fesivities.

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Good, good. How are you doing?

Hi

We should just turn down the sun.

What the FUCK does this mean!?

Americans dont know a lot of things about Canada. For instance Tim Horton was actually an ancient and terrible giant that was finally slain in the 1970s and his titanic corpse miraculously regenerates its flesh so thats where we get Timbits from

🎶Going Ass to Mouth,
What a Way to Make a Living🎶

Y'all ever think about jumping head first into a woodchipper? You know, just to make the thoughts stop?

No thanks, I have a girlfriend.

Reskeet with your mental state

It's your day, @tentinybees.bsky.social

You're gonna love the word Globual.

Goooooooood morning, gang! OSHA violations and worker's comp claims aren't very punk rock at all, so let's stay safe out there this week❤️

Taking a week off of work should come with an extra bonus week off.

When they ask if I want ketchup on my hotdogs

Take your pants off so we can have sex.

Screenshot of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon. They're sitting in class at their desks. Beavis is on the left, he has blonde hair. butthead is on the right with dark hair. They both have large heads and odd expressions. Their teacher is leaning over them yelling, he's in a greenish suit. He is photoshopped to be wearing a safari hat and badge saying " I love birds" The classroom is photoshopped to be "ornithology 101" The teacher is saying "we're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about ... GREAT TITS!"

This game is un-realistic, LaSorda never once calls an umpire a cock sucking motherfucker.

Well, I got me a fine wife, I got the old fiddle.
When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God this will all end one day. Oh GOD, I'm so tired.

baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE

Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN