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Posts by Jackie Pick
Hello, please enjoy the following (encore!) nonsense while I shut the windows.
Suburbialis Clangum: A Melodic Guide to Your Neighborhood Wilderness (Encore Post)
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I'm sure that sharing this here will go well.
While I've not done standup comedy, I can say that I experienced Louis CK -type garbage in the improv scene. Which is why I am no longer in the improv scene.
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What I lack in skill, I make up for in lack of enthusiasm.
Come for the “During an unscheduled visit to an upper cabinet, I rediscovered a Rubbermaid 20 Deviled Egg Keeper Storage Container (with lid!). I assume my husband brought it to the marriage, because this is not my spiritual tradition.”
Stay for the book reviews.
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An old tweet from thoughts of dog saying “I wasn’t a good dog today April fools I was so good”
This is the only April Fools' prank I like.
Please enjoy my latest nonsense while I finish stocking my cookie bunker.
Why We Have So Many Girl Scout Cookies
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Pulling this out of the archives for Women’s History Month.
The Equal Rights Amendment Does Her First Open Mic Night
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Please proofread your Substonk.
Just took our sons to vote for their first time. The awesome workers announced “First time voter!” and clapped for them. It was so sweet.
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Three episodes into Starfleet Academy, and I'm finding it Muppet coded and pretty fricking delightful.
Hello, please enjoy this semi-literary nonsense while I continue learning that you cannot cough sexy. You just can’t.
Spines, NyQuil, and Staring At the Ceiling. open.substack.com/pub/jackiepi...
I'm not holding anyone's hand when I say this (because I have the flu), but if the only reason you don't vote for a woman is because you don't think she'll get enough votes to win, may whatever God you believe in bless you with some common sense upside the head. Maybe twice.
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I regret to inform you that I still have not been crowned Queen of the Gym Bleachers, Sovereign of Decorum.
This and other nonsense in my latest post:
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Opening the door while you're knocking (or a microsecond after) means you don't understand knocking.
Hello! Please read this reheated piece if you are (or are not) attending a dip-centered gathering today.
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Drinking a soda that has a little icon saying it’s Vegan and that’s probably why I don’t like it, it’s missing the gristle.
He is vile. He is despicable. He is rancid.
In case you need a brief and possibly funny break from The Horrors, here's a piece I wrote a few years ago about Norway OBVIOUSLY rigging the Winter Olympics.
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You may now resume doomscrolling.
This may not make sense to you until Sunday night. Even then, it may not make sense.
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Please enjoy my nonsense about reading in the Time of Monsters while I track down who replaced my brain with pudding.
WARNING: I used the phrase, "Well, smack my jukebox and call me Fonzie," and I'm not apologizing unless my lawyer suggests otherwise.
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Bernice king’s message about the shooting of Alex Pretti
Minnesota 💜
With all apologies to Rousseau, Hobbes, and pretty much everyone else.
What Dangles From Your Trailer Hitch (Encore Post)
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"If you even cast a glance at something that may or may not make you look like some sort of elvish tart in a middling fantasy series, a sales associate will apparate and ask if you’ve considered a serum."
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