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Posts by Captain Ahab

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Welcome aboard, greenhorn! You ready to hunt the palid whale, I trust?

1 year ago 7 2 1 0
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Amazing work! This art captures the glory of your captain well! You earned your spot in my quarters!

1 year ago 10 1 0 0
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First! I will evaluate his worth for the crew! After that, he may be allowed to join.

1 year ago 7 0 0 0
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Taking on 500 palid whales would be my greatest hunt ever! And what responsibility? I daresay I have nothing to be responsible for!

1 year ago 7 0 0 0
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I enjoy hard cheeses that can last an entire voyage, think parmesan, cheddar, gouda!

1 year ago 8 0 0 0
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I'd rather clean the poop deck! What kind of captain can't keep their ship in tip-top shape!

1 year ago 7 0 0 0
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Cats are too afraid of the waters! I, instead, will be a seadog! Pursuing the palid whale like how a dog pursues a thrown stick!

1 year ago 12 0 1 0
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We are in agreement.

1 year ago 12 0 0 0
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Look here, everyone! This brave soul managed to fell a whale with their bare hands! Sure, it may be a smaller whale, but it's a whale nonetheless!

Yes... I like the look in your eyes! You would make a shining harpooner! Come! Join The Pequod, and let the paths to our destinations be both unclouded!

1 year ago 11 1 0 0
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That's "Captain Ahab" to you! And I don't see anything wrong, I remember the last time I had whale ice cream with my crew!

What? You meant you ate a WHOLE whale??!

1 year ago 8 0 0 0

I am very certain!

1 year ago 8 0 0 0

You dare questions the power of The Pequod? Hah! Foolish! I'll have you know nothing is stronger than the bond of The Pequods crew and their captain!

1 year ago 10 0 2 0
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Ha ha! Great work, Stubb! This is exactly why I chose you to be my second mate!

But dont you dare forget! Our main target is the Palid Whale!

1 year ago 8 0 1 0
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What "fell bullet" ego?
I only use the best ego in the Great Lake! Gasharpoon! With the spirits of my crew aiding me wherever I go!

// I dont really know about egos much, but the animations do look cool, so pretty often.

1 year ago 9 0 0 0
Post image Marvelous! Triple digits!

Marvelous! Triple digits!

Right! I, Captain Ahab, seemed to have reached one hundred followers while I was inactive. However! I will not be doing another shaker dance!

But I am open to do other things..

1 year ago 6 0 0 0
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I have recovered a fair amount!
Time to check the strawpage and see what my crew has been saying while I was absent!

Interesting, so in one day you think you can fell a whale? What aspiration! What conviction!

1 year ago 8 0 1 0
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Thanks to that invitation, I managed to get transported back to the pequod. If only it wasn't the cause of this mess in the first place!

Im gonna be in my quarters for the next couple of days. If I see a single soul enter, I'm throwing them overboard.

1 year ago 10 0 1 0

R ̷̧͇̙̰̭̪̟̺̲̜̹͔̎̍́ͅë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǎ̴̯̀͠ s̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅ ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ m̵̢͕̫̓̔͑̊̈ ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝

1 year ago 13 1 1 0

*Cough* *cough...*
Hahh.. I need to get back to The Pequod this instant..

1 year ago 13 0 2 0
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... For I just wish to that man to see me.
For that man to give me a smile. Just once.

... Just to call my name.

Just once.

1 year ago 14 1 1 0
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Ah... I shouldn't have come ere....

1 year ago 12 0 1 0
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Why hello there, you must be the owner of this fine ship! I heard you had books about Whales here!

1 year ago 26 2 1 0
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Huh, an invitation? HAH! I never deny an invitation!

1 year ago 29 0 2 0
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Another great remark from Stubb! This fits perfectly on my wall!

1 year ago 11 0 1 0
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Silence!! I daresay your prediction won't come to be! Focus on the Whale if you have the time to flap your gums! Or else I'll tie you to the mast myself!

1 year ago 9 1 0 0
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What in the wing are you flapping your gums about?! This captain does not possess this "Calabash" thing you speak of!

And how DARE you tell ME what my crew needs!

1 year ago 8 0 0 0
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Yes, you do, Stubb. yes, you do

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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Haha! I knew stubb was still with us! What a way to greet your Captain, Stubb.

1 year ago 15 0 1 0

You! That's MY line!

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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Not yet! The Palid Whale still breathes! It can still spread its evil!

// But seriously, I'm gonna start ignoring these kinds of questions in the future, so please dont send more

1 year ago 6 0 0 0