I end up just hitting random buttons until the robot is like “alright, let me connect you to someone who can help”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Her funeral is Friday 💔

Text from Toe’s friend saying “the 80s were quite the era is Anthony Michael Hall could be caught with a gun in school and all he gets is a Saturday detention “

32/?

Girl ordering one whole tray of peas in the lunch line of jump start first grade.

I keep singing this now. And thinking about this diva.

Wish I could email you some soup

IT’S FRANKIE

Angry Homer Simpson

Trying to color with Baby Toe but she just wants to chew on the crayons

No fps but his 500th grindy-ass jrpg or 500th metroidvania smh

Saggy ass sad girl shorts

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎁🎈

Please!!!

Cookie Monster and Dump Dinner Queen Cathy Mitchell, yes.

Toe’s husband making fun of her for wanting a video game

I’m going to fight him.

a man in a suit and tie is running down a street in front of a fence . Alt: Eric Andre “let me in” fence shaking meme

wish I was there

And Shorty.

jb pritzker omg

Mac!

“Toss your hair in a bald”

Happy thursdee

Happy birthday!!! 🍹

Well, I know why that’s not drying (I’m peeing)

God I hope that’s it’s because we just bought this thing.

And Zendaya is meechee!!!

Baby muppet with caption “help”

WHY IS MY DRYER NOT DRYING

Danny DeVito is Dorgle

Zendaya is meechee

i got through to support but they still won’t let me into my old account bc I don’t have access to my old ass email and I don’t remember any neofriends. RIP my secret lab map 😭

Shaking crying throwing up for dragon age

My fingies and toes are CROSSED

My mom found my bag of crochet stuff in her basement. I gave up on it years ago when I wasn’t immediately good at it. Do I dare try again????