🥚PRAISE BE THE EGG!🥚

me too

I agree...

Picks up @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social

"hey I did that once on that one old site..."

Yeah... I'm not the greatest when it comes to baking... I'm more of a grilled /smoked meats guy...

[A Floragato sitting idly in the background just rolls her eyes at his comment.]

I've been in a cave... uhh... aura training. yeah...

Maaaaaaaybe...

"Beware of Dog. She may be cute, but she's feisty."

Xandr

Even though I am still in A LOTTA pain from my recent surgery, I would be damned to not pop on here and say happy new year.

You all made my year amazing. Despite not having much muse.

Xandr

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a ru...

Xandr

Meow...

Xandr

Meow...

Xandr

And I'm back down with the sickness... By that I mean I had surgery... And am in immense pain...

AAAAAAAAAAAA

xandr

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation...

xandr

ATTENTION!
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Ur cute. <3

Xandr

Attention Bluesky followers...
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Boobies...
That is all.

on top of that there's some personal shit causing my brain to be restless...

xandr

God I hate having muse for a character then POOF it's gone... it's like I'm having a full mental block because of the season...

"To be fair I knew the answer to that before I asked, you're obviously getting shorter."

His voice would be dripping with sarcasm, as he pulls his friend into a hug.

"Arceus it has been a while though... Especially since I swept you off your feet."

It wouldn't be too long after she set foot in the village that she is swept up from behind suddenly ten feet off the ground.

"Geez... Are you getting shorter or am I getting taller?"

The oversized pokemon lifts the dog like she was made of styrofoam.

Cough Cough

"I'm not dead yet, I swear. my writer is just VERY stupid."

[Hey! Fuck you, I'm sick and usually busy.]

"like I said, VERY sick... And stupid..."

sees Tsuki's most interaction with Blue...

"I usually say Yamp-"

xandr

I made another pokemon account

Xandr

I wanna design what I imagine Aurora to look like... I think I'll do that when I get home...

Gee, it sure is BORING around here...

xander

Gonna post some drawing practices on here as I go. started with a quick sketch of a Lucario.

Hey... Guess what... Ur mum, lol...

*Starts disappearing into the Ethereal Plain*

"meow..."

Aurora... You are a dog pokemon...