If finding a job wasn't hard enough, LinkedIn has redesigned the jobs page to include AI.

Bad head day this morning, so I've had an extra bowl of cereal and a cup of tea.

YOLO who feels me

Hah. Do regret getting a 'drinks trolley' now. Luckily he's currently more interested in the foam stubby holders on it.

Pretty sure I saw my son's first (unassisted) step today.

Oh sod off

Life is a series of moments, moments where you could have had another coffee.

Fun ones

Hah. Good catch.

Man I love this meme so much

Hi Jerry. You don't know me from Adam, but I can vouch for Jennifer. She's a wonderful person.

Oh piss off farm boy

Pleasant interactions and becoming aware of each other, but no follow back. Fine. Whatever. It happens.

Then randomly you'll put out a banger and that person shares your post to their TL, but STILL doesn't follow you back.

Think the Royal Wee is when you sit down to pee

Guess I could have drunk two litres of water and that it's a massive time sink myself...

AI is bad.

But today I used it to remind myself why I shouldn't restart World of Warcraft.

And it worked.

Woke up feeling like P Diddy

(Spilt a bottle of baby oil during the night)

Just two monkeys pulling silly faces

Seems like they've forgotten that the whole Malcolm In The Middle reboot was at a time that cannot be replicated, which made it so good in the first place.

Childfree day today while he was at his grandparents, after an intense 2 weeks when he couldn't go to nursery.

Got so much shit done. House is spotless and feel like a functioning human.

Love him to pieces but that time is invaluable.

Can you confirm that the wheels do indeed go round and round?

Not since I got to Australia. Sam Campbell's line "are you a child of divorce" gets me every time.

Last One Laughing UK has reignited my love of comedy.

Treated the wife to pie and chip shop chips, cause they're cheap and she's had a long week.

Nah all good. I seem to be stuck in some weird hole where I'm both too senior and too junior. Had multiple breakdowns over it and now I'm just... apathetic.

But there's no trails in the image... 😯

BOM: radar says no clouds, you're good to go outside

Outside:

Premature grey hairs. Not sure if I have any.