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Posts by crystal
your position on this is fully based tbh
my fully sincere unironic belief is that we should give all preteens puberty blockers until they declare they wish to choose a cis or trans puberty. they can declare immediately if they want, or take them and put it off. and just let people wait as long as they want to!
"carry out logical deductions" is where you're losing the plot here
my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
the aura of a band's frontman just chilling watching the opener out with everyone else lmao
the sudden and loud awareness of my own mortality I am feeling at this show is comparable to how some have described the reaction to the birth of their child
at the age where I'm always either the youngest or oldest person at the show but never the exact average age
"Bluesky trauma dump" is a genre of poster in and of itself
as we all know the people who are saying "actually everything is cheaper and we have more money than ever" are defintiely the bottom 40% 🙄
inflation is related to but not identical to consumer goods pricing
someone didn't read the article lol
well that just brings us back to how inflation is calculated vs what the costs of things are that the bottom 40% have to buy
if wages go up and prices go up, did wages really go up? particularly since the wage increases feel like long-overdue natural advancement to anyone experiencing them rather than like, cost of living adjustments. 🤷♀️ I'm just postin on vibes here
like, "waterproof" and "breathable" are relatively incompatible concepts, and there's not an amazing solution for like, legs? legs also get wet? also your bike gets wet? the seat gets wet? the roads handle noticeably more dangerously when wet, by like a lot? what's the play here
Literally, the only skepticism I have about urban cycling as a primary method of commuting is that there isn't really an amazing solution for the problem of "it's raining"
"Crystal how is your life going?"
"well yesterday I bought several clothes at Costco because I have been too busy to make a trip anywhere else"
"oh shit, that's pretty low"
It is CRAZY how much better songs sound when you’re not listening to them on Spotify. It’s been a few years since I switched to Apple Music and listening to lossless albums on AirPods I’m STILL hearing new details and harmonies that are complete mud on fucking Spotify
It's too easy for me to go to Fathom I'm just gonna end up there as often as I go to DMen Tap at this rate
the master's tools will never destroy the master's house and all that - the carceral state won't save us
AI is profoundly unpopular. A recent NBC News poll found that among 18-34 year-olds, AI's net favorability rating is -44. *Negative 44*. Those are basically serial killer numbers. It's not much better among women 18-49. (Men over 50 and upper class are the only ones who like AI, and just barely.)
Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.
what I actually want to do is a bunch of poker math for fun, because I'm a sicko. but because I'm an even bigger sicko I'm just gonna end up playing spire 2 again, I just know it
this is a free night of the week for me. the thing I should do is put my laundry away, vaccum my room, maybe do a bit of bathroom tidying. would be a very nice good person thing to do to take care of myself for the coming week or so of being busy
caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating
you better shut your neurodivergent ass up before i start rubbing two styrofoam cups together
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
me at the goth bar they told you not to worry about
the small cheval that replaced The Freeze is by far the worst offender though, real "writers who use subtext are all cowards" energy in terms of being a symbol of gentrification