Shhhh. If he knows we like it he'll undo it.

How much did doordash pay for that I wonder.

Fascism/authoritarianism is in fact a snake eating it's own tail.

Just following orders I'd imagine.

49 million Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends

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All I can imagine saying to them if I was on TV "we all know you're lying please stop we know you don't believe what you're saying"

Bullseye having a happy morning time ritual before doing a bunch of murder is why I don't understand people who hate on Daredevil.

Pour one out for the independent smut and porn makers. Computers are coming for their jobs.

I think we're officially getting the mind control version of AI instead of the Terminator murder AI.

Ok, now do the bass clef.

How many straights are we expected to keep track of these days

Why are they so angry about it too?

All toilets are in space

I'm always happy when someone finds success. But there is a level you reach and it's honestly not that high where if I hear you complain about how hard it is I roll my eyes.

They gotta work out all the teenage angst and hormones first. Boys gonna boys.

Almost like allies aren't obligated to assist an angry coke binge.

Maybe our allies are under no obligation to assist us during this alcoholic rage fueled coke binge of foreign policy.

The masculine urge to go cow tipping while discussing ethics with the boys

I love when a text book is sassy.

I go back and forth on this. To a certain extent I think I do well under very critical environments. If someone isn't willing to shit on me to make me better I feel like they're not that invested in my success.

Happy 24th Anniversary to Kingdom Hearts!! 💛🗝

President promises no boots on the ground in Iran while introducing new standard issue hoverboards.

Love to think about the DHS PR time just face palming over and over

High Note

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If you weren't fighting you weren't living

Could they just ask to search anyone's bag and keep whatever they like?

Asking for a friend but like. What is supposed to happen should the Democrats take the house and Senate. Assuming that part goes well what exactly is next besides articles of impeachment.

My time has cum.

My caveman brain was just begging suicidal Dr to team up with former drug addict Dr to sucker punch them.

"I thought financial crimes were just legal now?" Kalshi CEO probably.